Venus ventures into affable, honest Sagittarius. Our love knows no bounds even if a few of the niceties fall through the cracks. So while we may not be the smoothest of operators, we still know how to ring the bell. Ringading!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Your curiosity is piqued and you yearn to expand your knowledge. Don't be lazy proud Ram. Scratch your cosmic itch through learning or travel. You snare a foreign comrade in this wilde journey. Two travel as cheaply as one if they bunk together.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls simmer in their sexuality so try to blow a few fuses as you increase your voltage. Choose your conquests wisely; it would be a shame to waste energy on liaisons who are bull dozing guzzlers. Then again, it could be rather fun... .
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) When pink Twins become too comfortable in relationships, they may take partners for granted. As charming as you think you are, remember to be especially caring and thoughtful. If not, ask for forgiveness with buckets of champagne and attention.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) It's a time of great accomplishment in your job. Gay Crabs can unleash new ideas, begin prized projects and plan their best moves three ahead. Also revamp your exercise regime. It is never too early to prepare for festive nude holiday celebrations.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Unleash your gay muse and create something beautiful. If you're no Picasso, put your juices to work planning a delightful party or five. Proud Lions needn't stay home nursing their memories. Get Out there and flip your tail around town, honey.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Venus in Sag demands a warm and comfortable home decor. Trade in your modern steel highback chair for something cushy and inviting. When you begin to feel cuddly, who knows who you can lure into your web to snuggle with you.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras can sugarcoat any harsh comments. Create connections and rebuild any frayed ties. If you give even the most beastly folks a chance to redeem themselves, you may even find something genuinely nice about them. And then again... .
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Venus in Sag enables you to hatch a clever investment strategy. Strategists offer you tantalizing tidbits of fiscal information. Implement every snippet of advice and carefully invest your dough. Gather those nest eggs and sit on them a while.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) People of influence orbit around you. Use this hot intensity for niceness instead of nastiness. The temptation may be to settle an old score but wise gay Archers know that revenge is one of the few dishes that is best eaten cold... along with potato salad.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Rather than continue to view life from the sidelines, volunteer, donate and get involved in any worthy cause. What a change of pace for you! And yet, smart pink Caps also realize that the more they give, the more they get. No, not in aggravation!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Folks gravitate to you as you command the group dynamic. Don't let the party turn into a great performance. There is a time for the diva and a time for democracy. Choose the latter, Aqueerius. Life moves on and the blush will soon be off your rose.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies are not ones to kowtow to the rich and powerful. But if you think of it as 'greasing the wheels' to your eventual success, it is more palatable. Really, what is the harm in oiling a few large cogs? It is fine as long as you don't do it with your tongue.
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