If things feel more in control and less stressful, consider the planetary combo of a new Sun sign that nudges lucky Jupiter coupled with a direct Pluto. But eat, drink and be merry before the Sun squares Pluto and magnifie small things. Get ready squirt!!
ARIES The planets compel you to soar up and out. Sun in practical Virgo joins Jupiter while Pluto pours on the exuberance in wilde Sagittarian dollops. Gay Rambos should let loose and allow the waves to wash over them. Wash your neck while you are at it.
TAURUS Queer Bulls are in sync with their syncopated rhythm. Catch the eye of every twinkie in the bakery and satisfy your sweet tooth. (Pray for cavities.) How much mischief can you get into now? As much as you possibly can you lucky thing!
GEMINI Sun in Virgo and Pluto direct turn up the heat in relationships. Partners feel entitled to a bit of your attention ... or else. Of course there are one or two pink Twins who may be trolling for a new face to wake up to. Is this the opportunity you seek??
CANCER Sun in careful Virgo conjunct Jupiter help you phrase even your nastiest assessments with calculated aplomb. Pink Crabs are a force with whom to be reckoned now. Focus on details and plot your ascent. Then shout it Out loud, proud and queer, comrade.
LEO Cash in on the fun when the Sun gaily ambles into Virgo while Pluto redirects. Proud Lions go on a creative buying binge. Your money goes further than you expect so check your bottom line and make the best of your ample assets, you charmer you.
VIRGO Every new road leads to adventure, every new acquaintance brings opportunity. Queer Virgins are apt to make significant changes in their surrounds. (Or changes come without any effort on your part.) Make yourself presentable and expect a present.
LIBRA Pink Libras strive for diplomacy but gloves come off as Sun nuzzles Jupiter and Pluto redirects. Things must be said regardless of fallout. As you sit back and laugh at the aftermath, realize that often things need to shake out. Let it begin with you!
SCORPIO The cost associated with some associations is too high. Let the Sun conjunct Jupiter and Pluto redirect before you fund the next shindig. Gay Scorps must weigh a need for acceptance with a need for trust. Will you be a doormat? Only if they wear spikes ...
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers may be feeling as if the corporate world is just another stockpile of WMDs. Sun conjunct Jupiter and Pluto redirect uncover hidden diabolical debris. It is time to choose. Is is door #1 with the corner view or door #2 with trap door?
CAPRICORN Queer Caps are ready for almost anything and everything and are anxious to cast their seeds far and wide to see what sprouts where. Travel and seek your fortune while the fates smile karmically on your every step. Pack your cleats.
AQUARIUS There is a new cocktail making the rounds and it's one part pal other part lover ... with a twist. Aqueerians may become tipsy and unable to decide between platonic and passion. Things could get messy but you never know what gem may be found among the trash.
PISCES Your best assets are exposed as Sun ambles into Virgo to join Jupiter and Pluto redirects. You will be surprised at how far you go. Don't be shy, Guppie; it is time to demonstrate your abilities to the full range of judges. Will you be a 6, an 8 or a 10?
