The heavy hitters are making strong statements; shocking Uranus retrogrades into antsy Mars, opposes expansive Jupiter and squares volcanic Pluto. Put your heart into it or expect due punishment ... hmmm perhaps a spanking????
ARIES Gay Rams are apt to slip into the vortex and tumble into the abyss during the planetary criss-cross. But don't be tempted to escape from it all; You are made of sterner stuff. Face the demons at work and let them know who is boss. Hey, who is boss??
TAURUS Life is a seesaw for queer Bulls. The squares, oppositions and conjunctions set off by four planets will force you to make a choice; friends or lovers. Who is the most congenial? Choose carefully; the oncoming winter can have its cold, cold nights ... .
GEMINI Partners, family and bosses vie for your attention and a piece of your flesh. Don't get pulled apart; take everything slowly and keep your sense of humor. Suggestion: If bosses want a piece of you, give 'em your middle finger. Give lovers something much lower ... .
CANCER If you're itching to start a revolution, go ahead comrade, but strike with your eyes fully open and be prepared to deal with aftershocks. Pink Crabs are usually fairly precise, however retro Uranus now has you flailing at apparitions. Anyone we know??
LEO You're tempted to dance the night away in flimsy peekaboos and gulp intoxicants like candy. But the price of lusty fun may be too dear for even flush proud Lions as retro Uranus pumps up the price tag. How about a cup of tea with your auntie instead??
VIRGO Gay Virgos want to explode like fireworks and eclipse the needs of partners and family. Like a firecracker, you'll cause a big bang and be swept up with the garbage because you lack stamina now. Wait until next week when you are a force unto yourself.
LIBRA Proud Libras say outrageous things during this transit, many of which can disrupt the workplace. (How does it feel?) Leave the daily injustices to someone else and use this time to clean out the crap in your own closet. Burn it to dust and sweep it away!
SCORPIO Queer Scorps feel that pals are reining them in and preventing them from letting loose and having fun. Fact is sweetheart, compadres have your best interests at heart. Wait until next week when you can party hearty and not lose the bank in the process.
SAGITTARIUS If you have an urge to dress in cellophane culottes for work, take time off instead. The planet square dance tempts gay Archers to take unnecessary risks that create problems for future success. Avoid confrontation by complaining to pals instead.
CAPRICORN Uranus, Mars, Jupiter and Pluto have you focusing on global problems that you currently do not have the resources to change. Breathe in, breathe out, pink Cap; you are better off mediating on a future course of action rather than plowing ahead.
AQUARIUS Expect monetary conflicts when retro Uranus conjuncts Mars, squares Pluto and opposes Jupiter. Funds slip though your fingers and your pockets have holes. Aqueerians should entertain themselves with cheap thrills instead. No names please!
PISCES Guppies grapple with the conflict of either giving of themselves too much (and losing their independence) or giving of themselves too little (and losing their links to others). This will set the course for you for the next several months. No pressure!