Don't rest on your laurels when Mars squares Saturn. Our search for love and glory revs into overdrive. Fill your basket to the brim and let a certain someone catch the spillage. Don't slip on it though. Oops!
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams get into all sorts of high priced mischief ( no names please! ) and have a jolly time spending and spreading it around. Seek creative stimulation for your gay muse. Will you watch the bottom line as you pay the piper? Nasty thing!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are endowed with charisma. Be discerning as the hoi polloi scramble to get a piece of you. It can all become much too much. But escaping from all this madness is futile since home is no refuge. So just try to be choosy... for a change.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Not only do you have a number of great ideas, some of them are especially intuitive and wise. Pink Twins should share their knowledge sooner rather than later. By month's end the most valuable information you divine is the address of the next hot bot.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Mars and Saturn create extreme situations that require extreme measures. Where does that leave gay Crabs? Hopefully fading into the background where they cannot see you. Bide your time. Soon the dust settles and you can play the big shot without risk.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Recent events tell you that you are under-appreciated and taken for granted. But don't bite just yet. Swallow your bile and wait for a less stressful time to air your grievances. Catch more flies with honey than vinegar, sourpuss. Then you can squash 'em!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You find that travel is more stressful and generally unpleasant. No one wants to help you and even after landing on shore you may still feel at sea. Queer Virgins are advised to relax and recharge closer to home ... at least for this week.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras are madly in lust and raring to experiment with a few close bosom buddies. There is a risk of increased possessiveness and jealousies. Why ruin a perfectly good friendship on a moment's bliss? I guess that is a good enough reason....
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) There is something to be said for taking a breather and seeking life balance. Proud Scorps refuse to see the connection between time spent with partners and stress reduction. Oh but just wait when the point is driven home. Maybe you will get the point?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) This may be the perfect time to take a vacation. Gay Archers feel like rats on an ever increasing treadmill. Before you fall off and become grist for the mill, jump off the rat track and make tracks for parts unknown. Let it all hang Out.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps think they can go overboard in their pursuit of assorted jollies. You may also gamble more than you can afford now. The payoff is either enormous or catastrophic. Let's guess what happens. Love knows no bounds. Unless that is your thing... .
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Count to at least ten in relationships this week. Aqueerians want major and quick changes around the house but partners vehemently disagree. Create a different friction ... and start a raging fire. See what happens when you rub two sticks together.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Store up your ferocious opinions for at least another week and use this time to refine them. Guppies speak from the heart but now you may get heartburn especially around the office. Push a few paperclips and contemplate your next move quietly.....
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