Sexy Venus penetrates intense Scorpio turning us mad with passion and anxious for connection. But enough turns of the heart makes us dizzy when Venus squares delusional Neptune. Will it be just another tickle and tumble or a grand mad fall?
ARIES Your desserts are smothered in whipped cream as Venus dips into Scorpio. How far will you go to satisfy your sweet tooth, proud Ram? As Venus squares Neptune, you grab your goodies from a veritable Viennese table. Who ate the cherry?
TAURUS Lovely Venus enters passionate Scorpio and envelopes cuddly queer Bulls into the warm bosom of relationships. That is, until Venus squares Neptune and ratchets up the amount of attention you must pay to career issues. Juggle all balls adeptly. Ouch!
GEMINI Pink Twins can make even the most boring mundane task sexy and interesting now as Venus ambles into Scorpio. Start pushing that pencil, cousin. Too too soon Venus squares ditsy Neptune and all bold and brash plans suddenly shrivel. Sound familiar?
CANCER Life becomes a steamy sexfest for pink Crabs when Venus cooks in Scorpio. Your libido lambadas and you find the perfect dance partner at every ball. But soon Venus squares Neptune and turns your royal highness back into a toad ... or is it troll?
LEO Proud Lions are happy to curl up in front of the TV and couch potato it. But the truth is that you are curling up with a stack of triple xxx dvds and silicon amusements. Could it be that Venus square Neptune has you questioning certain relationships??
VIRGO Great ideas flow. Queer Virgins can get their point across but, as Venus squares Neptune, your magnificent desires overtake your common sense and you may over shoot the mark. They say that simple pleasures are the best. Do they know what they are talking about?
LIBRA There are gay Libras who strive for uber-extravagances and those who are content to live frugally. Venus in Scorpio scoops the cream from the top and whips it into a froth. When Venus squares Neptune, the froth is inhaled. Earth to Libra!!
SCORPIO Your personal stock hits a yearly high when charming Venus enters your own sign. Dress to impress and press the flesh. Acquaintances travel on their knees to touch the hem of your garment. Hey, as long as they are on their knees ... .
SAGITTARIUS You have a dreamy creamy magic. Is it your stylish hair and wardrobe? No! It is your inner aura, gay Archer, as reflected through the prism of Venus in Scorpio. Follow your dreams with a map; Neptune surprises you while you fumble in the dark. WooHoo!
CAPRICORN There may be a spark of romance where you least expect it, gay Cap. But will your wilde exuberance exceed your budget when Venus squares Neptune? Oh who cares! Your assorted bag of nuts just got roasted. Hmmm, are they chestnuts or peanuts??
AQUARIUS Aqueerians are tossed into the vortex and must find their way through professional obligations without slipping into the shark tank and becoming lunch. Are you up to the task? Yes but when Venus squares Neptune you get too big for your britches. Goody!
PISCES Guppies have a greater than average chance of finding love in international environs. OK, maybe not LOVE but certainly lust. (This is Scorpio energy here ... .) If funds are tight, cruise the net. Venus squares Neptune and enhances your imagination ... if nothing else.
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