Aggressive Mars 'opposes' lucky Jupiter and the fur flies! Prepare for a wilde planetary goodie fest. Let's put the Out in Outrageous!
ARIES Proud Rams feel particularly giving now. Put in extra hours on the job or volunteer for a cause. Do it slow and steady: Mars gives extra pizazz as Jupiter pulls into overdrive. You would hate to be remembered as the oil slick on the road to salvation.
TAURUS Queer Bulls are urged to have fun when Mars opposes Jupiter. Your personal magnetism lures troops like moths to a flame. Be careful of singeing flying limbs as the party progresses. Jupiter is unable to set limits. Obey the stop ... and yield signs.
GEMINI Pink Twins are pressed to choose between guzzling the corporate milk or nuzzling the family bosom. Mars offers confidence and chutzpah while its opposition to Jupiter aches for harmony at home. Are you pulled in two different directions? Push back.
CANCER Gay Crabs are tempted to escape from the day to day drone. If that means traipsing off to a faraway paradise, do so. Whatever you decide, be sure that it fits in with your budget. If you can't afford first class, go lower ... as usual.
LEO Proud Leos feel their oats and the pursuit of the cheap, lurid and easy never seemed so enticing. But be careful not to overextend your many ... err ... charms. There is nothing sadder than a dissipated old Lion nursing a sore point the morning after.
VIRGO The Mars / Jupiter opposition sets potential relationships into fast forward motion. For those spoken for, this opposition may require a compromise on areas of difference. Remember lover; this transit is swift and fleeting. Will you consolidate or divest?
LIBRA Proud Libras can easily tackle even the most onerous tasks and work seems enjoyable and cathartic now. Tap into this serviceable energy while it lasts, cousin. Sometimes we can move mountains by just pushing paper. But it has to be a heck of a lot of paper!
SCORPIO Do I smell a heart burning? Is romance in the air? Be advised, proud Scorp; this is a fast, furious transit. The love of the moment could be a love of the nanosecond. Ever hear of a trip to the moon on gossamer wings? Expect just one of those crazy old things.
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers are tempted to attend to career issues that take them away from their comfortable lair. Balance is required. Roast the corporate sharks in your stewpot. Redecorate both your home and your office. Perhaps something in a prideful lavender?
CAPRICORN Do you have an opinion? State your case clearly and emphatically pink Cap and see how far you can get. Feisty Mars gives you courageous oomph and expansive Jupiter gives you a microphone. Testing ... testing ... is anyone Out there?? Oh yeah, they are!
AQUARIUS Take inventory of all that you hold near and dear, Aqueerian. There is a temptation to shop till you drop or to be lavishly generous to lovers and hangers on. They say that you can't buy love but they never said anything about sex. Ask for a hard copy receipt ... .
PISCES Are you willing to cash in on your independence for the sake of marital harmony? Of course! But for those impractical Guppies who can't bear the thought of compromising anything, anywhere, I hope you enjoy spending Thanksgiving with your pet rock.