Selfish actions will have their assorted reactions this week when retro Saturn squares Mars. Life raps you on the knuckles. Naughty naughty. How about a spanking instead?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams can be very demanding and short tempered now when Saturn squares Mars. Long suffering compadres are not amused and plot a coup d'etat or a palace escape. Will your head be served on a platter? Anyway you can get it now, I suppose.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Okay, so things are not perfect on the job - Less capable souls now glide to the top of the heap. But complaining won't change things. Hard work pays off. So watch what you say, queer Bull, lest you are hoisted on your own petard. Wear clean petards in case.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Mars squares Saturn and pushes you to the outer limits of fun, physically and financially. How far can you go before they find you in a trash heap the morning after. Fetid, stinking, crusty and spent. That must have been some party....
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Are you getting tired of your surroundings? You want to make some dramatic changes ... now! You want light, color and a look that more clearly reflects the true you. But hold off on building your dream house until next week. For now, dream on, pink Crab.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions are very quick to bellow their ideas. A rousing roar becomes a phlegmy growl. Keep your opinions to yourself for the time being. There is plenty of time to clear the air and make your point next week. Hey watch where you point that thing.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Friends have a few half baked schemes to help you spend your dough. You are an enthusiastic participant in this fiscal frolic. All very well and good, Virgin, but who will love you once the money is spent and good times pass into fond memory? Who indeed!!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) You have a high opinion of yourself but are your standards as high as those who have the power to make things happen? If you try to reach for a gold ring and can't grab it, take a deep breath and wait until next week. Then crush 'em with your talent!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Gay Scorps yearn for escape but Saturn now squares Mars and ties you down and strings you up. And yet, staying close to home will prove to have its advantages now. At least you won't have to worry about getting too much sun….
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) A very familiar friend comes on to you. Gay Archers are faced with interesting choices and landscape changing decisions. What to do? Wishing doesn't make it so. So be a so and so and sow your just desserts. How about adding some whipped cream?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) People who need people find that the Saturn Mars square brings too many relationship entanglements and too many mediations. You want to find the perfect solution that can make all sides happy. It may not be possible. Push me, pull you later, sweetheart.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) There is satisfaction in a job well done. But what if you have been gliding by, doing what comes easy and delegating the crummy work? The chickens come home to roost. It is a blessing in disguise. However you may want to get a new disguise.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Even an eyedrop of creativity seems like too much effort. But all is not beige suburbia, Guppie. There are exciting things brewing on the horizon that spurt next week. Give yourself a break this week and forget the neurotic nonsense that ails you.
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