Sun and Mercury amble into passionate Scorpio igniting Mars in Pisces. Mars is still too close to the earth for comfort and we can be whipped into a feeding frenzy of desire and revenge with the potluck surprise. Trick or treat baby!
ARIES Sun and Mercury in Scorpio unleash an unquenchable thirst for indiscriminate sex. Before you dive in over your head and sink into the briny deep, consider what may be driving this intense energy. Are you trying to overcome a sense of inadequacy? Nah!
TAURUS Queer Bulls seek companionship and comfort. Are you getting what you need from a certain tete-a-tete or should you tete with someone else? Only you can decide, but Mars provides some potent advice to take with your tea.
GEMINI Gay Twins find themselves burning the midnight oil down to the nubby wick. As frustrated as you may be, work efforts are not in vain. You dispatch a load of work in a short time and create enough political points to take you on a profitable coast ... later!
CANCER Queer Crabs become terrible flirts when the Sun and Mercury glide into sultry Scorpio. Let your gay muse lead you into the epicenter of artsy diversions; dance, perform, paint or party up a storm. Voyeurs need not apply unless that's your creative outlet.
LEO Find an excuse (as if you need one) to hold court in your living room and bask in the adoration of your many admirers. Mars sez surround yourself with those worthy souls who appreciate you for who you are. Royalty never compromises, proud Lion.
VIRGO Observations and opinions are deadly accurate so read between the lines and see if you can discern others' motives. This is especially true in relationships, according to Mars. Prideful Virgos must take no prisoners ... unless they are gorgeous.
LIBRA Sun and Mercury in acquisitive Scorpio heat up your need to invest and accumulate. Reap the greatest benefit by finding a trusted advisor for money management strategy. Then build your nest egg so as to guarantee fluffy omelettes in your old age, gay Libra.
SCORPIO First impressions go well so use this time to meet influential people who can help you advance. Tried and true gay Scorps probe the right keyholes to open new fabulous doors of opportunity. You are well up to the task, whatever appendage you use.
SAGITTARIUS Archers become queer seers and, with Sun, Mercury and Mars, use x-ray vision to peer into hidden and potentially undermining things. What you uncover gives you enormous advantage and may compel you to change your life direction. Follow all signs except yield.
CAPRICORN Friends come to the rescue as Sun and Mercury traverse Scorpio. At the same time, pink Caps may be called to help out a particular pal in need. Mars also manages to heat up your communication so that every thought becomes a pearl of wisdom. Create a strand.
AQUARIUS Career opportunities fall into your lap with Sun and Mercury in Scorpio. Aqueerians carve out the perfect political angle. It's not often that you can thrive as a rainbow fish in the shark tank. Grab a fin and go for a joy ride to the top of the food chain.
PISCES Guppies swim against the tide and sample new terrain thanks to Sun, Mercury and Mars who infuse inspiration and courage into your every move. If money is tight, ply your trade through the internet and home deliver the foreign fare. How much do you tip?
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