Enjoy a planetary oomph as we enter September. A cavalcade of planets sweeps through earthy Virgo into sociable Libra and channels our heated passions into our personal missions. Hey, who says good guys finish last?
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Be prepared to cast your work aside to concentrate on relationships. If you're still trawling various watering holes, you find plenty of opportunity to lasso and brand your bucking bronco. If you are already hogtied, be prepared to be barbequed and eaten.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Queer Bulls go from Party Central to Paycheck Junction. Inspiration strikes and ignites your gay muse. Toot toot! By mid-month you'll settle down and be content to be just another cog in the corporate wheel ... or is it just another a nut?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins concentrate on improving their personal surroundings and familial relationships. Then, later in the month, you unleash the festive beast from within. Boogy til the cows come home. They don't call you party animal for nothing buster!
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) First think about what you're going to say and then shout it out loud, proud and queer. But rest your case before mid-month. Turn inward and perfect your happy homemaker persona for close compadres, pink Crab. And wear only an apron ... .
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions are inspired to plot their fiscal course and heavily invest. Consult the financial oracles and buy low before mid-month. After that, you'll be tempted to show your bottom line to the immediate world and spend spend spend. Yahoo!
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) You debut as the center of attention but take your bows before mid-month. After that, queer Virgins will try to cash in on their charisma. You're fabulous but does that translate into money in the marketplace? If you have a story to sell, first see who wants to buy.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Karmic opportunities abound and hidden undercurrents are revealed. Give to the community early in the month, gay Libra; you'll soon be too busy swatting away admirers and fawning fans to quietly toil behind the scenes without attribution.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Turn on the charm, proud Scorp and be elected leader of the pride parade. After mid-month you'll desire more than just fleeting good times and will require many able hands to help you in loftier endeavors. Make your mark bigger than an oily smudge.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Planets plot a revolution for you in your career. You are in the right place at the right time. Make the most of the moment, gay Archer; your trump card must be played by mid-month. After that you'll be content to play the dummy with a bunch of old tricks.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Home seems confining to expansive pink Caps this month. Gather exotic, exciting folks at home or go Out and seek new stimuli. Call it recharging your batteries and take a few mental health days off from work. You'll electrify when you return.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) You are at your pinnacle of sexual perfection. Aqueerians know all the right things to say to sway their prey. Make your best moves before mid-month. After that, you'll ache for international adventure. Pack the cooking oil ... and the frying pan.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies run the gamut of emotions as planets upset your carefully crafted relationship plans. How much compromise is necessary? What is the best combination of you, me and we? It ain't calculus. See how it adds up as you turn on the sexy heat.
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