You are voted 'most likely to' when Sun, Mercury, Venus span Scorpio and meet challenger Pluto in electable Sag. But don't let victory go to your head. These planets conjunct Pluto and square Mars. Tables turn and you could wind up on all fours. And yet some people prefer that political position....
ARIES Does your reach exceed your grasp, gay Ram? As delightful as you think you are, your personal castles are built on sand. Leave it to antic Mars to conjure up all sorts of zany scenarios to cause your intuition to work overtime. My advice: Call in sick.
TAURUS Gutsy Mars zaps your social life in early November and exceeds your wildest expectations after that. Cook your bacon compadre, but don't become a pig. Three personal planets deliver more fun than you can handle. Exactly how much can you handle, pal...?
GEMINI How much of your uniqueness are you prepared to forgo in a relationship? Your personal stock becomes a victim of market fluctuation as three planets conjunct Pluto. Enhance your assets with the help of Mars. Monetary assets, that is. Get to work!!
CANCER Minor tremors on the job cause glassware to shimmy off the shelf and shatter. Mars sends you on a fools errand for fools gold. Yet you overturn some established life tenets as planets conjunct Pluto. A new broom sweeps clean. Don't push it under the rug.
LEO You are the hostess with the mostess when spicy Mars puts a little zip in your doodah and three personal planets conjunct Pluto. Reassess your social circle proud Lion. Are you kanoodling with the 'A+' crowd or dealing with gentlemen C's?
VIRGO Make a residential move or change a few things around the house. But remember that balance is everything so juggle all planetary balls as Mars energizes relationships and increases the cost of your domestic agenda. Ain't that the way it always is??
LIBRA Innocuous things you say slip out and overturn the landscape. This may not be a bad thing, gay Libra; Let's burn down the old structure and build anew. Changes at work come as a result of your talents. You move up from junior drone to executive drone.
SCORPIO Value system reappraisals will not come until three personal planets move into Sag and conjunct Pluto. Before that proud Scorps are too wrapped up in meeting others' expectations. Remember, only live up to your own standards, low and seamy as they are
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers experience a change in perspective. If your ideas no longer fit, buy a new wardrobe. Mars places greater emphasis on home-related projects at the expense of social hobnobbing. How about a down home gobble with a few toasty birds?
CAPRICORN Nirvana can be attained through a variety of methods. Crack the cosmic egg when three planets conjunct Pluto. Well-placed words pack a punch thanks to Mars. Fire off a media missive that catapults a personal cause. Your polemic screed will be heard. Ouch!!
AQUARIUS Aqueerians are ready to rock and roll this November but should be careful not to rock their little pleasure craft. Friendships become strained when three personal planets conjunct Pluto and Mars burns through your flammable fiscal prospects. Who loves ya baby??
PISCES It's hard to trudge up the corporate ladder when megalomaniac Mars fills you with delusions of grandeur. Guppies should be logical but if that is impossible, try eating rather than being a stuffed turkey or a baked ham. A big mouth can't complain when it is chewing.
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