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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-07-21

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If you believe that actions speak louder (and prouder) than words, wait and see what happens now. Actions rant, rave and set off minor nuclear chain reactions. Avoid after-shocks and fallout by keeping petty tantrums to yourself ... for now.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Fun, creative endeavors and even romance shift into overdrive if you fail to pace and brace. However, with all this delusional energy abounding, gay Rams may fancy themselves to be quite the bon vivant in certain select circles. Or is it among certain squares?

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Home-loving queer Bulls are inspired to do a little sprucing up. Take it one scrub at a time. Commotion around the house conflicts with career obligations and will not progress smoothly. Why not just invite a few pals over? Keep it small and intimate.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) If you enjoy creating a ruckus that can run amok, the possibilities are endless now. Prepare for an incident; the mouthy anvil that you toss today can crush your toes (or worse) tomorrow. Sometimes it is better to keep your petty demands chez nous.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Financial investment strategies should be shelved if possible this week. Anything you covet probably belongs to someone else and will cost far more than expected with less value in the long run. I know that proud Crabs don't like it that way.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions should not rush into center stage now; your cargo pants will drop and your underwear may be ...ahem... drafty. No matter; as long as you stay behind the scenes, no one need see your shortcomings. Check for spinach in your teeth before you meet anyone new.

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) In your attempt to dislodge hidden enemies, you may miscalculate and open up your Achilles heel to a swift kick. Ouch! Poor gay Virgins should sit this battle out and console themselves with a pleasant, stress-reducing pastime. Oh do tell!

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Gay Libras who take too much on socially will more than likely tip their scales over in exhaustion. Friends may become especially needy but remain on the sidelines. Let them make their own mistakes while you provide the tea and sympathy.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Professional aspirations may be jolted and set off course now so play any corporate cards close to the vest and don't take any extreme action if you can avoid it. Of course, there is something nice about sleeping late before you pick up your unemployment check....

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers hanker for far horizons. Sit tight for a bit when Mars upends retro Neptune. You may find that exotic locales are too much trouble to navigate. Also avoid pushing the envelope on lawsuits or any legal issues. Take a one week recess.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) The Mars/Neptune opposition makes pink Caps too hot to handle and too heady to care. Before you singe your best assets on a faulty match, take a good look at the object of your desire. Don't spend on a dreamboat and be left with a leaky dingy.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) If you're ready to scuttle the Love Boat, you find any excuse. But if there is still a spark between the two of you, wait a week before you try anyone new. Single Aqueerians feel the need to meet and greet but will do so with two left feet. Show 'em how to dance next week.

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies may overdo it in the exercise department when Mars opposes Neptune. Why not relax and be a bit lazy? Exertion is not in the stars—and that goes for the job too. Don't expend any extra energy wondering what you can do to get ahead at work. This is new?

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.


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