Mercury and Mars conjunct this week which means that our thoughts become actions in rapid time. N'er a slip betwixt the mind and the lip. Just don't trip on your tongue, comrade. Oops!
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Your best party plans are upended and tossed into the cuisinart of chance. This has its advantages if you are willing to be carried along with the tide. If not, bury yourself in work. It may be lonely at the top but at least you'll have a secretary to ... ahem ... take dictation.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Queer Bulls have full personal plates and are advised to keep their sense of humor as the fates scramble their assorted eggs. Why not take that long-awaited vacation? By the time you return, the dust will settle and be pushed back under the rug.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) They say that actions speak louder and prouder than words but now your words and actions carry a pretty powerful punch. All goes well if you probe the hot issues a little more deeply and meaningfully with a small group of athletic-looking supporters.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Pink Crabs feel the urge to rebel and toss off the chains of their economic oppressors. I'm all for a good fight but wait before you react and possibly overreact; soon you will see the beauty of a little green in your lavender and will no longer be blue.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Channel your dreams, desires and even your frustrations into beneficial action like lifting weights or running a marathon, gay Lion. Too much undirected energy can wreak havoc with your landscape and cause you to scuttle otherwise well-established plans.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins can be all mouth and no thought. If you cannot concentrate on being the former, zip the lip and reflect dispassionately without reacting, especially around family. Happily, this means that you can spend some quality time alone. No one will call. Believe me.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) A friend in need is excessively cloying. Gay Libras come off a bit flinty when pals come knocking. Opinionated commentary backfires while compassion rules. Simply keep an open mind and a closed wallet when the sob stories begin. Pretend to be moved.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps question their direction in life. How much do you have to compromise for professional success? These questions are posed but not answered now. Stay on track and keep an eye on the corner office before cashing in your chips and leaving the table.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers blurt out all the wrong things to folks they do not know well. So what else is new? First impressions have lasting impact. Follow this sequence this week: smile, apologize, leave. Otherwise, hang around folks who know you well, warts and all.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps may misstep in the dance of love as their golden carriage turns into an overripe pumpkin. Before you find yourself without a royal consort, stop, look, listen but don't react to idle trashy gossip. Smile darling. The show must go on and so will you.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Maybe it's the little things that you do that drive partners and compadres so darn crazy now. Aqueerians may simply prefer to spend a few days on their own to avoid any possible flare-ups. If you are going to push and pull, let it at least be mutual.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies burn the midnight oil and no one seems to notice. You propose great ideas only to have them co-opted and bastardized. Don't despair comrade; thank goodness you still have many wealthy pals who are willing to support you ... emotionally.
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