There will be time to gild your lily as Jupiter makes a sterling aspect to Saturn this week. Cash in on your sweat equity. Hard work pays off in lucky and expansive ways. You have been working hard ... haven't you? Hmmm.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Proud Rams who have tenderly crafted their domestic surroundings can reap rewards. You want to sit back and relax but the heck with that! Invite a crowd of compadres to help settle in the furniture. Will you overdo? Will you really care?
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Over-the-top fun is in the making and queer Bulls are the masters of ceremony. As you boogie into the night with reckless abandon, things may get out of hand and you wind up at the bottom of the heap by the morning. Some things never change ... .
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Jupiter and Saturn give you a platinum card without credit limits. Money comes in and goes out but you don't care. The motto of the day is to spend like there is no tomorrow. Of course there is a tomorrow. At least you enjoy poverty in relative comfort.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Gay Crabs may have been suffering from a severe lack of self confidence but now you are bursting with confidence and spunk. Speak up proud and queer and ask for what you want. You get much more. However, more than a mouthful is usually wasted.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Little voices cajole you into primping and preening. Good thing, too; proud Lions are looking mangy around the mane. Plan a new you and be prepared to overspend. Enjoy life while you can, pal. Next week it is back to the ashes and sackcloth.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Friends will get you into all sorts of trouble ... if you are lucky. Queer Virgins should travel in new circles and fan their flame of popularity. Before you know it your mere presence will set fire to any event. Will you become too hot to handle? Ouch!!
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Any effort on your part will have great impact on your career upward mobility. Do not be lazy this week, gay Libra; Saturn and Jupiter teach you the importance of elbow grease on success. Spread your oil around. You never know who you excite.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps and friends find adventure on the open road. Take that long-awaited vacation or get out of town for the weekend. Travel sparks new philosophies. They say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks but you can certainly lead them to new ones.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers have an outrageous secret life that needs to be kept under wraps around the office lest their credibility be compromised. Ah, but here you are in all your glory. Denial will be useless. Be sure to wear clean underwear for your over-exposure.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps can see things very logically but logic doesn't figure in affairs of the heart. Before you lay down the law, sequester your lover and review the habeas corpus. Will you be able to rest your case? The jury is still Out.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) The job heats up in more ways than one. A water cooler splash provides more dampness than you expect. Aqueerians are smitten by the looker in the next cubicle. If you push your pencil in their direction will they love you in the morning? Lower your caffeine, lover.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Hop on the party train and chugalug with the crowd, Guppie. You never know who will be dancing on the next table. But if you are in a relationship, don't forget to bring your better half along ... if you don't want to be drawn and quartered when you get home.
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