The world is full of surprises as we wend into July this week. A troika of planets retrograde causing general mayhem. Just when you thought that things were settling down, things begin to percolate. Let's dance to our own tune or to the beat of a different drummer.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) They say travel is broadening. They say that there is nothing so thrilling as the lure of the chase. Planets stir up a pea fog of intrigue, murky secrets revealed and faraway excitement. Pack a toothbrush, gay Ram. You are off on an unexpected vacation.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Vague professional opportunities require great compromise. But queer Bulls are too busy surveying their vast array of sexual riches to give a damn about their career. Ultimately the only thing you compromise is your virtue. So what else is new?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins learn to balance relationships with their professional goals. What you have always thought was true, is not and the shock may jostle your domestic agenda. Dance along for now. But please, not the lambada: it is the forbidden dance.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Gay Crabs find that there are major discoveries in the minor details. Become myopic. But while you are concentrating on one thing, don't be surprised if you are tossed for a romantic loop. It's a trip to the moon on gossamer wings. Pack a pillow.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions are in for a 'wilde' time. Get creative before the heat of the summer dries you like a mental prune. There is also ample opportunity to get a few sexy jolts when you increase your voltage. Plug in and shine your pink light.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Three planets toss your plans into a cuisinart of fate. Queer Virgins should expect a few surprises in their closest relationships and in their home life. Avoid over doing it. My advice: mull over all changes from the comfort of a beach chair in Maui.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) You are less diplomatic and will call it as you see it. Gay Libras cannot abide by deception especially on the job. Now you are at the tipping point. Rather than bite your tongue, let it run amok. You will surprised at how eloquent you are when you are fired up.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) The planets angle to squander your hard-earned dough on nonsense. Well, maybe not nonsense but on trifles. Gay Scorps are on a tear: feckless fun, hard charging antics and monstrous mornings after. Will they give you cab fare in the morning? I hope so.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) The planets plant your garden. What will sprout proud Archer? There are seeds of revolution that set you on a new direction late this summer. Don't implement anything now. Glide the tide and ride the waters. All hands in the boat—beware of sharks!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) July unleashes everything that you stuff in your closet. Open up the door, pink Cap. Money has a way of seeping into dreams without becoming realities. It costs a lot to launch a dreamboat these days, not to mention the docking fees ... .
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Several of your friends surprise you this July. Did I say surprise? I meant shock. But Aqueerians take it all in stride. Planning a personal makeover? Wait until the fall. The fabulous wardrobe you buy now will be used for party bunting later.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) You have worked too hard and long not to reap your rewards. But planets now grease your corporate pole. Guppies slide a few pegs down as they voice their frustration. There is time to right a few wrongs later. For now, chill out and pass the tanning oil.
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