Do you feel a rumble in your jungle and a spring in your step? Adjust yourself as the Sun enters Gemini. Launch your best ideas and meet scads of new folks armed with new opportunities and new agendas. How much can you handle, buddy? I guess we will have to see.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Your head is bursting with new ideas that need to be floated about. It will seem that you can get anything and anyone you want with a few well-chosen words. More importantly—be choosy with the anything and anyone rather than the words, gay Ram.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Sun in Gemini increases your need and greed. But that isn't a bad thing, queer Bull. You acquire precious trinkets in your quest for gems. You also manage to make a huge pile from a few droppings. Why is this week different from any other week?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins over-extend themselves. Should you choose a new summer wardrobe that is too tight and too bright? There is more than enough attention drawn to your every move. You are captivated by your own magnificence. Pack a cage for your audience, though.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) If you find yourself peering into fog and trying to discern a few new moves, blame it on Sun in Gemini and resolve to let the future unfold as it will without expectations. Sometimes you have to go with the flow and not boss the course, pink Crab.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions are gunning for bear. Bear, bull, whoever. What matters is that you get the crowd going in a certain direction while you command their attention. You are extraordinarily charismatic ... well at least for the next few weeks.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Launch your corporate assault while the senior staff vacations. Queer Virgins work quietly in the background and hope that someone notices. Forgetaboutit. It is the time to grab what is due you. When are you putting in the revolving bar…?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Proud Libras may be feeling flat and uninspired but not for long. Plan a getaway to some exotic locale and prepare to learn a few new tricks. If money is tight or time too short, massage your brain with wilde things closer to home. No names please ... .
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) You are awash with sensuality and animal magnetism. But verve alone won't stir your stewing pot. Be sure to stir up a bit of perspiration to get things in motion. Get out there gay Scorp. You just can't phone it in and have it delivered ... or can you??
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) If you have been feeling hemmed in and tied up, let the freedom of Sun in Gemini manifest. This is the time of year to connect with others, even on a superficial level. And who knows? There may be someone out there who you would love to tie you up.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Apply grease to the grindstone, get long-standing issues out of the way and burn the midnight oil. Best results are achieved when you reassess your entire living style. Diet, exercise and mental outlook needs to be upgraded. Summer is here, baby. Strike a pose.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Stop being so serious and direct your attention to the creative, dramatic, artistic and just plain fun. Be rowdy and party hearty, Aqueerius. If you boogie till the cows come home you will always be assured of fresh milk ... or whipped cream.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) There are a few things that you would like to get off your chest with certain relatives. You have gone on too long dancing to others' tunes. Now it is time to set your own course, do your own thing and set your own agenda. Get the picture Guppie?
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