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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-05-19

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Take the bull by the horns when Mercury stampedes into Taurus and corrals our communication. Focus and brand your personal message, kids. Grab what you want by the tail and don't let go. Hey, nice tail ...

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Things to keep in mind now: First, surround yourself with art to stimulate your imagination. Second, check your nest egg to see if it is ready to hatch. Third, cook up your best ideas and serve them hot. Gay Rams launch into Outer space. Pack a lunch.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) There is something about you, something astute, clever and very charming. Queer Bulls may go out on a social limb in an attempt to weasel their way into a certain circle. Don't slip on your own oil as you grease the wheels ... along with other parts.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Buff up your crystal ball and take a peek. You conjure up radical scenarios and strange ideas. Saner folks think that you are a savant or a loon. They say that there is a fine line between genius and madness. Have you crossed it? I guess we will see...

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Friends rely on you to provide the who, what, when and where. But how, gay Crab? The secret is to maintain (and update) your list of contacts. Start with the A list and work your way down. Hmm, how low on the alphabet will you need to go to fill the room?

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Pay close attention to possible new opportunities. Have you been toiling in the background for substandard compensation and little recognition? Your time is coming, proud Lion. The question is—Will your head fit into your new spacious office?

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Drop your antiseptic view of the world and get down and dirty, queer Virgo. Find out what gives you your unique spark. If the past few weeks have darkened your luminous light, use this time to find a slice of sunny oomph. Heck, why not eat the whole pie!

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Bulldoze your way though the negative blockade. Folks don't like what you like? Tough. Consider the source when others start to criticize or stall you. Only you can control how you feel about yourself and what you can personally accomplish.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Mercury in Taurus creates lists of what is and isn't working with partners. Ties that bind tighten and single gay Scorps are itching to get hitchin'. But choose carefully, lover; those sultry months deserve a hot and buttered companion, not a hot and bothered one.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Feeling especially slothful and decadent? A fire is set under you courtesy of Mercury in Taurus. Perhaps it is time to think about getting into better shape. Implement a new exercise regime and diet before your spandex stretches to cellophane.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Grab a fistful of party mix and chug a lug. Pink Caps find the hottest spot in town and turn up the temperature more. Before you singe your best assets on a quick flame, check to see if there are opportunities for romance. Find one that burns through the summer.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians would like to do some home entertaining but how can you consider it with your current abode? Martha Stewart is unavailable but don't let that stop you. What should stop you are those paint swatches in shades of puce and the macrame plant hangers.

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) This is the time to set foundations and solidify your position rather than shake the rafters. There are some surprising results on the horizon no matter what the naysayers say. My advice: March to your own tune, Guppie. Even better - disco to it.

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.


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