Start your engines, compadres. Mars speeds into emotional Cancer and life rockets upward and outward. We succeed at anything and everything, at least we believe that we can. Repeat the mantra and lock and load. Do I hear a sizzle and a pop?
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) There are things that you would like to get off your chest and you cannot contain yourself any longer. Gay Rams make any excuse to get the family together and mend or bend a few fences in the process. Have your say no matter what the outcome.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) You think that you are quite an intellectual and manage to mouth off your opinions at every opportunity. A mighty wind blows, a dust storm ensues. It doesn't matter whether you are right or wrong. What matters is that you say it loud, proud and queer.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Keep a watchful eye on your bottom line, pink Twin. There are so many alluring goodies that you are tempted to spend fast and furiously. But be sure that the object of your desire delivers on its promise. Will you wind up with trash? Will you care?
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) There are no more 'what ifs' and 'oh wells', queer Crab. Those stale excuses no longer do. There is a short window of opportunity so get going. You sparkle and shine around others and can start a few social fires. Is it hot in here or is it you? Nice ash.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) There is a great deal of secretive activity going on behind the scenes. One of two scenarios is in the cards; Either your hidden enemies are finally vanquished or they rise up for one last attempted coup. Prepare the guillotine, proud Lion.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Your social swirl whips up into a lather and your dance card fills to overflowing. Friends flock from all corners, from every nook, from under every rock, or so it seems. Can you dance at two parties with only one tush? Lather up, queer Virgo.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Put your best professional foot forward, gay Libra, and impress those in charge. Confidence and calculated risks make the difference between sitting in upper class and sulking in steerage. Have a great idea? Float it and see who gets carried away.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps must break out and escape, damn the cost. Choose some unusual destinations and see if there are some interesting distractions afoot. If money is tight, expand your international reach with food, wine and exotic company ... virtual or otherwise.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Your sexual appetite is piqued while Mars pokes Cancer. The most uninspired gay Archer now gets an urge to merge. But be choosy. There is a chance that the short-term jolly evolves into something serious. Or are you just into getting jollies? Ho ho ho.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) There is something going on in your relationships. Do you feel more of an emotional connection or are you finding that the ties now bind? There may be something that you say that brings understanding to a new level. Will that be higher or lower?
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Aqueerians feel robust and primed for action. Use this burst of energy to get a number of long-standing tasks out of the way and prepare for new ones. At least if you are going to be a rat on a treadmill you might as well use it as aerobic fitness.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Find numerous ways to have fun and let your emotions run 'wilde', Guppie. Your giddiness and sense of fun knows no bounds (unless you are into it...). There is the chance that you will overdo but do you really care? Recuperate in June!
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