There is something to be said for the boring routine and we may ache for a little quiet now. All carefully laid plans upend and scatter when the Sun forms a Grand Cross with Jupiter, Uranus and Pluto starting this week. Stay centered and make the most out of your current incarnation. We may have stable past lives but who remembers them?
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) What you want conflicts with what you need. Gay Rams want to speak their mind to whoever, whenever but edit your chapter and verse. Strong thoughts seep out and take on a life of their own. You are better off letting your mind and hands wander aimlessly.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Queer Bulls are offered a delectable choice of sexual partners but must you pick and choose from your stable of friends to find them? Spur-of-the-moment dalliances will have a price to pay so choose carefully and critically. What a change of pace for you!
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) No sooner do you feel you are on an enriching career path than the Big Bad Wolf blows your ego down. Hang on tight, gay Twin and don't let the professional ride impinge on partnerships. Wait until Pride month when the heat is off in career and on in relationships.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Pink Crabs are overdue for a vacation. The temptation to escape is great and yet you keep going and going and going. It's nice to feel needed but it's also nice to pamper yourself. All work and no play makes John and Jane tired and sweaty workhorses.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) If your love life is all heat and no fire continue to rub two sticks together and keep your sunnyside up. Get Out there. But don't bite off more than you can chew. Proud Lions should eat their sweets one at a time to avoid the appearance of gluttony.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins will be forced to balance home and career when everything you want is in reach. Move to a larger residence or expand your current space. This comes none-too-soon; now that you are out of the closet there is no reason to continue to rent one.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Proud Libras are not usually hard-charging bureaucrats but your job makes you feel like one. Avoid bad karma and give folks a break. This tactical retreat may create new opportunity for you that brings you a promotion, raise and praise. Then again, maybe not.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Your creative endeavors can pay off as you soar to new artistic heights. How wilde can you get gay Scorp? Friends tempt you to try something or someone new. You get into mischief if you travel with the wrong crowd. Or could it be the right crowd?
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers can make their home a paparazzi showplace and become the center of activity throughout May. But balance your privacy with your public persona. My advice: avoid sun bathing in the nude until your 15 minutes of fame has passed.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Do you hear voices pink Caps? Listen to these muses carefully; they tell you that it is no longer possible to walk the straight and narrow. Tell the world who you are and don't take no for an answer. This May take your passion to the Outer limits.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) May pushes you into a high maintenance, A-list crowd. Can you afford it? If not, Aqueerians may find themselves waiting for the early bus and looking the worse for wear. Friendship is not always cheap and easy, although some of us prefer it that way.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies may be offered the career opportunity of a lifetime. It is an intense, all-consuming position offering power and money. It is yours for the taking but does it fit with your spiritual, romantic and easygoing persona? That is the excuse you will give ... .
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