Wilde, expansive Jupiter redirects and unleashes mammoth amounts of pent up energy and zest. Stand back and let the good times roll! Will you bite off more than you can chew, compadre? Oh let's hope so!
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) The job takes off in profitable directions. Proud Rams find that all their efforts have impact and have not been in vain. Take time to relax and recharge. It is time to embrace some of those seven deadly sins. I'm thinking sloth, lust and greed for a start ...
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) There has been a tendency for you to feel fried to the point of extra crispy. Stop all energy-draining behavior now gay Bull. Get out of town or change your routine. Before you know it you will be as creatively moist as ever ... or do I mean wet?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Spring cleaning hits you with a vengeance. Scrubadub bub and make it shine. Pink Twins find that anything that they put their mind to turns into something grandly eye popping and, yes, very expensive. So what? You only live once. Live it in style.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Jupiter makes any bleat a brilliant oratory. Lucky you. This may be the best time of year to ask for a raise or an opportunity to present something personally enriching. It would be a shame to waste an opportunity like this by just blowing around the air.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Fools and their money are soon parted ... or is it partied? Proud Lions know what they have, know how to spend it and enjoy it to the hilt. Yet you are haunted with the question: Am I getting my money's worth from this frivolity? Answer: Do you care? Whoohoo!
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgos make a big splash in new social pools. This is a time of lucky new beginnings and serendipitous acquaintances. Make the most of each opportunity. Remember that Jupiter expands everything so watch what you eat. Is it bigger than a breadbox? Hmm.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Good luck comes to you from hidden sources and secret admirers. Libras can enhance their personal karma by volunteering for a good gay cause or spreading good gay deeds. Be sure that you do not slip on all that elbow grease, cousin.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps become the social lights around which all else revolves right now. Get involved in new organizations or clubs. But hurry and make your social climb before your bulb dims and you become just another brief flicker on the party scene.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers feel as if their careers have stagnated but this is just a lull before the storm. You are now deposited in the upper echelons of your current incarnation. Will you be another dried crust of pinstripped flotsam ready to be swallowed by a big fish?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Jupiter provides the summation to any lingering legal entanglement. Things work out to your advantage if you rely on a bit of intuition along with your acumen. Your personal philosophy undergoes a change from conservative to radical ... if you are lucky.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Your sexual appetite knows no bounds (unless that is your thing). Aqueerians are hale, hardy and horny. But attract and choose quality, not quantity. Remember, lazy summers on the beach with a special someone is better than burning alone.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Survey your relationship options. Are your current pickings rather lean? Guppies attract prospective mates easily now thanks to Jupiter. For those currently hooked, you find that your partner has even more good points than usual. Ouch!
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