Chatty Mercury bumps powerful Pluto and our thoughts and words create lunar landscapes. Pure sass will hoist us on our own petards. Be sure to wear clean petards in case of an accident.
ARIES The Pluto / Mercury conjunction can make you a bit too mouthy for your own good. Push comes to shove, especially if the law is involved. Are you prepared to put your principles on the line? Then also be prepared to pay the fine ... or do the time.
TAURUS Whatever assorted nonsense you say appears to ring true. Queer Bulls let loose and can take things to the Outer limits. Use this mouthy energy to lure potential lovers into your venus flytrap where you devour them whole. What a change of pace.
GEMINI The Mercury / Pluto conjunction heats up partnerships with a few well chosen words. A good relationship can become great but a poor one can crack apart like a rotten egg. If you're searching for your dreamboat, it could bring in the fleet. Hello sailor!
CANCER Proud Crabs are ready to toss off their chains and announce their liberation from the workforce. If you're fed up with being just another working stiff try limbering up and working off your frustration at the gym. Or be stiff at home instead.
LEO You take excessive risks to steal the show (so what else is new?) or to entice a new romance. One ill-timed remark could launch the torpedoes so watch your mouth. Proud Lions enjoy applause not rotten tomatoes. To be safe, wear nothing but cellophane.
VIRGO Queer Virgins feel a need to call it as they see it with family members. Go for it as long as you are prepared to accept all outcomes. But the ultimatum you launch today may not be required tomorrow. Check your rear-view mirror for roadkill.
LIBRA Diplomatic gay Libras tip the scales with a stray remark. Yet you also have a unique opportunity to set our agenda on full throttle and get our word Out, loud, proud and queer. Sometimes you have to tip the scales over to get everyone's attention.
SCORPIO Gay Scorps reevaluate things that they hold near and dear. Your values have been placed on the petri dish of life; how is it growing? Will you inadvertently give up something that you currently treasure? It can be a weight off your back. Then again, maybe not.
SAGITTARIUS Expect a major transformation in the way you appear to others during this planetary aspect and all through Pluto's visit in your sign. Are you finally on track in your life's work or is it time for you to spread your wings and fly off in a new direction? Splat.
CAPRICORN Keep your opinions to yourself queer Cap, particularly during the Mercury / Pluto conjunction. I know that you are usually fairly tight lipped (thus your popularity in certain circles...) but this transit tempts you to say just one more word. How about goodbye??
AQUARIUS Everyone dance or else! How much cheap abuse will you heap upon faithful friends? Try to hold off on your more incendiary comments now; there is no sense in insulting and alienating pals over a fleeting transit. Miss a beat this week, Aqueerius.
PISCES No matter how frustrating your professional life is right now don't whine around the office during the Mercury / Pluto conjunction. There is no sense in complaining anyway; you may make things worse. Suck up your gut and hold off for at another week, Guppie.
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