Our lust for life knows no bounds when Mars trines Neptune. Although we are babes in the woods, we charge ahead reckless, brash and bold into whatever flavor of the month tickles our tastebuds. Let's hope that by the end of the day someone offers us a bottle and a nap.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Proud Rams find themselves trolling their usual neighborhood haunts in search for a bit of new adventure. What new mischief will you manage to concoct? Whatever it is, you still have to face yourself and the guest under the sheets in the morning.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Your lust for loot knows no bounds. Greedy queer Bulls allow themselves to compromise their corporate genius for a promise of a quick buck. Get serious; there is too much at stake to blow it on a delusional moment. Blow it with a few anonymous pals.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins are pushy and think nothing of stepping on others to get the attention they crave and think they deserve. You are too wonderful for words ... at least that is what you hear. Wait until you hear what they say have to say about you next week!
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) You are swept off your claws ... er.. feet, pink Crab. Part of the pleasure is within your lurid imagination and part of it is inspired by a soulful stranger. How much will you risk? Keep an eye on dynamics. Don't become a doormat or worse, dirt under the mat.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Pals get you involved in delightful trouble and partners are not amused. Don't blame others, proud Lion. This is your own stew, spurred on by your own steam. You think this will bring your relationship to a new level. Very true. How far down can it go ... ?
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) No assignment is too big and no request is too small. You are the uber-corporate cog ready to grind for the chance to accelerate in the machine. How hard can you work before stress increases to dangerous levels? Take a break, gay Virgo; a long coffee break.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Mars trines Neptune and shakes and stirs your cocktail. Mix this wilde intoxication with travel and you have a recipe for delicious excitement. Queer Libras find themselves in rather unique positions this week. Don't get a leg cramp at the peak moment.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Although there should be no surprises among family, proud Scorps get a head full of them now. Issues about other people's money must be resolved. For those embarking on new liaisons, your current living arrangements no longer do. Do what you must do.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Gay Archers suddenly feel the need to connect with others on a more meaningful level. How meaningful is entirely up to you. Your words attract flies like so much honey. Before you know it, things become sticky and dirty. Lucky thing.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps are putting in the sweat equity. You desire expensive little trinkets and a higher quality of life and have no problem working your butt off to get what you want. Will this bring you the personal fulfillment you seek? Who cares? Pass the Cristal.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Have loads of fun in new arenas and expand your social circle into a globe. Aqueerians make unusual first impressions—more unusual than usual. The strange thing is that any outrageous makeover you choose works for you. Are the '70s back? The 1870s?
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) If your surroundings turn into a beehive of frenzied activity, it is time to make your home a quiet retreat where you can rest and recharge. Guppies need the downtime to reevaluate their direction, priorities and choices ... like tonic or soda.
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