What are the chances that so many divergent events suddenly synchronize, meld and self propel? The outlook for success is fairly good as Uranus trines
Saturn. Hard work pays off big time. Heck, even lazy bums can cash out. So where do I sign up?
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Inspiration hits when you are scrubbing the bathroom. Proud Rams can also
uncover some dastardly deeds by a
dastardly dude designed to derail you. No dice, darling. Dare to soar. Don't hit your head on the ceiling on your way up.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Make some extraordinary connections. There is a particular pal who holds the
key to your future success. Who is it??? Better be nice to all just to be sure,
queer Bull. You never know who you will poke with your horns in the heat of
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins discover new ways to finance their future through professional
paths. It may necessitate changing careers or taking a calculated risk on current paradigms. You exude regal power, sophistication and aplomb. Hurry before you turn back into a toad.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Step out from the shadows and let the world know what you think. Gay Crabs make things happen in surprising,
international ways. Is it through a website or through travel? Whatever it is, be sure that you are out and about with
emphasis on the former.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Feel
liberated and unleashed when Uranus and Saturn stir your sweet spot to a
froth. Hidden barriers fall and self confidence soars. Grrrr. Proud Lions
singe their manes and a few other areas. Your next liaison will be someone you least expect!
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Well meaning pals get on your nerves by butting in where they are not
welcome. Does it help to know that they really care about you? Uh, no. But now you may be secretly relieved that they thought enough of you to get involved. How involved? Very involved.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Any hard working gay Libras out there? I want to tell them that finally all their hard efforts will pay off in terms of advancement, recognition and prestige. You are poised for greatness. Did I mention
anything about more money? Well, maybe later.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) There is nothing more artistically frightening than to stare at a blank canvas. Summon your courage proud Scorp and goad your gay muse to create something
unique. If you can wax poetic there is an opening for Poet Laureate of Queens…
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Long dormant projects resurface and rear their ugly heads. Gay Archers are
prone to procrastination on domestic issues but expect to get moving on things rather quickly. Do you think you can sweep the dust under the rug?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Alls well that ends well. Perhaps it is time to clear the air and unburden yourself with a few pointed comments designed to get things back on track. Single queer Goats think they are real charmers. Pick the spinach out of your teeth first.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Put in an effort at work and reap the reward. You amply apply the elbow grease and expect more than a smudge at payday. Happy surprises are in store for
fiscally minded Aqueerians through careful investment strategies. Are you a bull or a bear? Hmmm.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) You are the life of the party. Guppies become social wonders who manage to raise their stock rating from B to triple A quality. Make merry while you shine;
too soon you find yourself nursing that one-drink-too-many with a
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