We can fall head over heels for just another pretty face especially when love-struck Venus squares foggy Neptune this week. Will it be just another fling once the dust settles or will it be something much more? Don't forget to take out the trash....
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Proud Rams think there is nothing nicer than to shower their personal love trinket with fabulous treasures. But keep a beady eye open for opportunists and interlopers while Venus chaffs Neptune. Stick with the tried and true ... at least for now.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) There is someone trying to pull the professional wool over your eyes, queer Bull. Take note and file for future reference. My advice: Remain practical and don't make any major moves or major decisions until after the 25th. Then pull right back.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Don't take anything at face value especially when it comes in contract form. Legal issues become a mine field. Read the fine print, pink Twin. Temporarily sequester yourself in friendlier environs. You will settle the score soon enough.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Pink Crabs, anxious for connection, may passionately plug into a platonic partner. Please don't. This giddy, transitory phase will dissipate. It would be a shame to ruin a perfectly good friendship on a night (or less) of extremely foggy emotion.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) You may be a superstar around senior staff but your petty antics won't impress your most important constituency—your partner. Proud Lions should not confuse those who feed with those who feast. Chew on this for a while before you bite again.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Every quack diet and every strange health regime seems to be the magic pill for you as Venus squares Neptune. The lesson is to love yourself for who you are inside and Out. So make your own magic concoctions and share with a (very) good friend.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Gay Libras may not know which end is up, which may not be a bad thing! You are awash with romance and ache to spread it around. But will your amour du jour last the week? It's up to you. Enter with your eyes wide open, among other things.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Home is where the heart is ... or something like that. Proud Scorps discover a few surprises when it comes to certain relationships. Your reactions determine whether these surprises turn into landmines or dust bunnies. Hey, you never overreact. Ha!
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) You are bored! Sure, life as a mangy rat on a treadmill is not exactly what you envisioned for yourself but don't bow to the temptation to call it as you see it. Queer Archers recharge and feel the spring in their step after the 25th. Don't step in it now.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Pink Caps are ready for a rollicking good time. Let them roll ... bank roll that is. You may not know when enough is enough. But when you've got it, spend it. By the 25th you may not have so much of it anymore. Who will love you then, baby?
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) There are times to get out there, mingle and meet new folks and then there are times to refrain from meeting. It will be difficult to tell when your presence is no longer required. Plan for a few quiet evenings and make your best impression on your sofa.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies love the sound of their own voice. You go on ... and on. Expect vivid dreams awash with revelations from ghostly spirits and seers from beyond. Interpret their whisperings wisely; you know how a game of 'telephone' works.
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