As we tuck into our turkeys this week, let's take a gander at the Sun in Sagittarius. This jolly orb gives a push to volcanic Pluto and heats up various parts of our lives into a frenzied boil. Stew on a low flame until Christmas. Then serve with saucy relish.
ARIES Start your steamroller gay Ram and flatten all obstacles when Sun in Sag conjuncts Pluto. But before you start tearing up the landscape, check to see if there are any buried landmines and sinkholes. You don't want to get sucked into a deep hole. Or do you?
TAURUS Sex with a stranger may be stranger than you anticipate. An intimate foray leaves your common sense tucked in your wallet with you know what. Don't get carried away by just another pretty face and do something inadvisable or reckless
GEMINI Sun in Sag collides with Pluto and creates divisions in your personal relationships. Pink Twins are forced to compromise much to their chagrin. Seek your counterpart, not your competitor, compadre. Leave the fighting to your business dealings. Sigh!
CANCER How does anarchy spread at work? Distracted queer Crabs find themselves quashing a rebellion. Develop a diplomatic agenda especially during the Pluto / Sun conjunction. The more you push now means just that much more you will relinquish later.
LEO Don't tackle anything (or anyone) gigantic now. You are tempted to take on much more than you can chew but more than a mouthful is wasted. Relax, lie back and allow the planets to recharge your creative spark. Meantime, avoid light sockets.
VIRGO Why would you restrict yourself in a 'straight' jacket for the sake of family peace? Use the Sun conjunct Pluto to proudly set the record queer with folks and talk turkey. Obviously there can be no more compromise. The honest Sag Sun has spoken.
LIBRA Queer Libras try to be diplomatic and charming but the burping Sun in Sag energy has to get the word Out now! Speak up and fight for your beliefs and be prepared to step on a few toes to get your point across. But watch where you point, cousin. Ouch!
SCORPIO Proud Scorps are advised to hold on tight to their wallets. The extravagant Sag energy coupled with volcanic Pluto upends your pot of gold. Don't flash your cash now; this transit attracts all sorts of shysters and scroungers. Wanna buy a bridge?
SAGITTARIUS The Sun conjunct Pluto offers you a rare opportunity to make an impactful first impression with an extremely powerful and influential person. How impactful is up to you, of course; will you insist on wearing those pink peekaboos, gay Archer?
CAPRICORN If you decide to spend your time volunteering for a great gay cause (and you should...), do so with a cause close to home. The Sun conjunct Pluto unleashes some unexpected mishaps on queer Caps who wander the streets at night. When in doubt, cab it.
AQUARIUS Friendships may be temporarily put to the test. Pals feel the need to help you along the 'right' path. Did I say 'help'? I meant push. This power struggle may result in a complete reassessment of the relationship. Let them down gently, Aqueerius.
PISCES Guppies are put to the professional test and emerge swimmingly well after the stormy waters settle. Optimistic Sun in Sag conjunct Pluto helps you distinguish fish from foul. Follow your rainbow no matter what; the rewards won't be far behind.
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