Saturn redirects and we have a certain spring in our step. Boing! There is still a bit of work ahead of us but authentic opportunities begin to present themselves. Apply the axle grease and beware of low ceilings, comrades.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Here you are waist deep in a slew of messy drudgery that never seems to go away. Thank goodness for Saturn. Gay Rams do what needs to get done at home. While you still may nurse your raw paws at the end of the day, your effort pays off ... eventually.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Your greatest, most monumental ideas have been gathering dust, now it is time to accelerate full speed ahead. Ignore naysayers. Rumor has it that queer Bulls know a thing or two. Now it is time to prove it.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Get serious about your dough when Saturn redirects. Not only can you learn a valuable lesson about investing and pacing, you may even plant a few penny acorns that grow to mighty money oaks. Can you spare a few leaves, pink Twin??
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Don't let a few social gaffs cramp your style, gay Crab. Forget first impressions; folks have short memories. We are now entering a new dimension. Saturn redirects this week and enables you to try try again. Keep trying and don't be trying.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) You left your flank exposed and hidden enemies have been having a field day poking you in your soft underbelly whenever they please. Go for blood this week. You are now a force with whom to be reckoned. Poke them back, proud Lion.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins are known for their politeness and caring (as well as their uncompromising attitude). Accept the fact that there are two sides to every argument. It is now time to take an objective look at old grievances. You know you are right anyway ... .
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Many gay Libras expect that each baby step forward can result in a giant step backwards professionally. Chin up, baby; Simon says that those slippery days are over. Every exertion pays off. How much are you willing to exert? And with whom??
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Expand your horizons and see how much new stimuli can ... well ... stimulate. Proud Scorps benefit from either a trip or a new approach to an old routine. Anything that you can do to get out of your old skin and into a new one will tickle you pink.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Are you feeling stale as yesterday's toast? Treat yourself to a day of relaxation and meditation to make both your inner and outer surfaces smooth and silky. Passion and vitality soon return and you regain your reputation as the bucking bronco. Yahoo!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Every annoying aspect of a particular relationship is taking its toll. How much can a pink Cap endure? Wait until Saturn redirects before you make any final decision or act on any snitty whim. You may find that it is suddenly worth the effort after all.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) There is some very interesting office scuttle snaking its way across the floor. Some of it concerns you, Aqueerius. Half efforts and laziness are gathering dust in your 'in box'. Tackle it all until it shifts to your 'out box'. Out is much better.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies seem to lack a certain creative spark that sets them above every other knuckle-scuffed lout. Plug in and shine this week—Your brain drain has stopped. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. Be outrageously fabulous now—no sweat!
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