A pride parade of planets—Mars, Pluto, the Sun and Jupiter—square off this week
and set off a chain of events. Our will to achieve soars and the world expands to fit
our dreams. See how large you can make it compadre.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Proud Rams reach for the stars and snag a few big
ones. Use this time to expand your domain, test new waters and experience exotic
stimuli. Pluto carries your dreams to the Outer limits and things may get spicier than
you expect ... you lucky thing.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) The T-square can cause confusion, partner
swapping, groping in the dark and waking up to an unfamiliar face. So what else is
new? Your randy enthusiasm has no bounds ... unless of course that is your thing.
Are you trolling for trouble? We'll just see.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Your professional leap knows no bounds and you
become the envy of your peers. But keep that expanding ego in check, gay Twin.
Your head may become too big for your corner office. You are top of the heap but the
question is 'heap of what?'
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Just when the last word has been said on a subject,
gay Crabs are tempted to add one more sentence. Rather than flap the breeze, use
your mouth for more pleasurable pastimes. Mars delivers interesting exotic tastes to
your door. Voulez-vous??
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions spend lavishly to improve their appearance.
But it is not what you spend that matters. Who you are internally is much more
important than how you look externally. Pull away the layers of artifice and let's see
how you really look. Uh oh ...
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Jupiter and Mars push you Out into the limelight and
right into the arms of a certain someone. Prepare to be the center of attention. Trying
to hide at home? Forgetaboutit gay Virgo; the crowds find you no matter where you
try and hide. Peekaboo!!
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Navigate the office as if it is a tarpit, gay Libra. While you
will be goaded to jump into sticky situations, the secret of your success will be your
versatility and grace. Save all your sticky situations for activities outside the office.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Often acquisitive, proud Scorps now shower their
pals with lavish gifts and expect adoration and fealty in return. Dream on compadre;
if anything, this transit provides you with the grossly unexpected. Get better value for
your money next week.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) If you feel like a puppet on a string, look up and
see who is hanging you up. Gay Archers fight the machine that rules them.
Revolution, anyone?? As you storm the citadel, the T-square may swallow you
whole and spit out the bones. Gee, sounds like fun.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) You have spent your life thinking in absolutes.
This T-square says there are no absolutes. In fact, life is blurring into gray. Yet pink
Caps have the right answers deep inside them and must charge through the pea
fog with a fog horn. Am I sure? Absolutely!!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Friends try to upset your applecart of sexual bliss
and your best moves are scrutinized and critiqued. Aqueerians are prepared to
splurge for any opportunity to merge. Avoid costly mistakes and listen to the voices
of reason. Ply your trade next week.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) The stresses of the office seem inescapable.
Guppies take their work home, at least in their minds, and this causes partnership
strains. Life is too short to fret about politics. Plan a great escape and barbeque the
sharks after this transit eases in a week.
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Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is
the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon &
Schuster.