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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-02-25

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According to myth, there was a guy who spent eternity pushing his rock uphill only to have it roll back down over his toes. Ah, if he only harnessed the energy of the Sun conjunct Uranus, his rocks would propel on their own steam. Push your dreams to the Outer limit ... and stay out of falling rock zones.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Sun conjunct Uranus serves as a wake-up call. Pow! All that you have come to expect and know suddenly shakes, rattles and rolls. But when the dust settles you may just see the sunny sky peek through. NOW get to work, gay Ram!

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) What is a friend? Sun conjunct Uranus may surprise you, queer Bull. Your social list undergoes revision. Potential pals gravitate to your orbit like so many asteroids … or is it cosmic debris? I guess we will soon find out.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Are you confident that your careful political maneuvering will pay off professionally? Sun conjunct Uranus creates potholes on your corporate superhighway. Be flexible, keep a good sense of humor and take a vacation. They can't hit a moving target, gay Twin!

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Litigious pink Crabs cannot rest their case when the Sun conjuncts Uranus. Avoid legal wranglings and try to calm any escalating arguments. Sequester yourself in some far off hideaway and pray for a friendly habeus corpus. Is the jury still out??

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Sun conjunct Uranus puts a rocket in your pocket. Proud Lions boil with sexual energy that needs to be released. But are you in it for the long haul, lover? This transit favors quantity rather than quality. Hmm why is this week different from any other week??

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Even serene relationships have moments of explosive intensity when the Sun rubs Uranus to a shiny buff.As fast as it comes is as fast as it goes and soon you settle back into dull routine. Can you bottle this intensity for an occasional pick me up?

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Nothing goes as planned in any routine when Sun conjuncts Uranus. Good! Gay Libras need more spice in their life. Look at the world anew by painting that gray cubicle hot pink. They'll be talking for weeks so give them something to talk about beyond paint swatches.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps are known for their electric passion. Now you are apt to feel charged to the point of being overloaded. How much 'fun' can you withstand before your wires fray and cause a fire? Wear an asbestos suit just in case and party on pardner!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Nothing that you plan to do around the house pans out in the expected way from projects to family interactions. Things that go bump in the night also bump in the day. Have plenty of cleaning material at hand for the aftermath, gay Archer. Oops!!

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) I read an article about creating new words. Here's one; 'capricornic'—a desperate attempt to stabilize ones world as wild planetary elements wreak havoc with every word. Avoid capricornic fallout gay Goat by speaking softly and carrying a big stick. Oh you tease you.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) With money, sometimes you're up and sometimes you're down. When Sun conjuncts Uranus Aqueerians' fiscal windmill tilts with every breeze. Content yourself with window shopping now. Perhaps the best things in life are free? Don't make me laugh.

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies are goaded into making snap decisions and later find that they are based on changeable facts. Smile for the camera and make your debut as graceful as possible. They will adore you today and forget your foibles tomorrow. You hope.

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.


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