We hit a planetary trifecta this week as Mars, Venus and Mercury all change signs. Suddenly we find that our hearts, minds and actions are all travelling on different roads. Full speed ahead, compadres. No parking, unless you are asked to....
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) There is a time to be sociable and a time to tend to your own success. Balance needs to be achieved proud Ram. Venus spreads your charm over new terrain. You are especially attractive to those who do not know you well. Same sad old story....
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Gay Bulls turn their thoughts to career matters but find themselves weighing the corporate compromises they must make with their sense of fair play and personal affirmation. Thank you Venus for supplying the conscience! What will you do with it??
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Dump all baggage that has been making your life a closeted hell, sez Mars. But what do I have to do to be a success in the boss's eyes, sez Mercury. Who cares? Let's have another round of beers, sez Venus. Who can think with all this yapping going on!
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Life is a balancing act and queer Crabs maneuver through any tight spot by turning on the charm. Before you slip on your own oil be sure that compadres are willing to take up the slack for your laziness. Even a small effort has mammoth impact.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions ache for attention and adoration and are willing to put themselves out on a limb to get it. (What else is new?) Travel leads to romance at least while you are away from home base. Keep the flame stoked with cyber flashes. Are you a hot bot?
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins are swept off their feet when they least expect it. It happens at any time, in any place from your gray cubicle to the Red Square. Will the anticipation match the experience? Venus teaches you a few tricks. Or is it vice versa?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Venus in randy Aries and Mars in sensual Taurus is a boon to all gay Libras with a sense of sexual adventure. There is something stimulating in the air so don't waste time. The possibilities are endless. How endless is your stamina??
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Prepare for a shake-up at home as Mercury ponders a move, Mars re-examines partnerships and Venus spies you sideways in the mirror. A new broom will sweep clean and buff in all areas. You feel ready for change. Don't forget about your socks.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Every toad resembles royalty as Venus, Mars and Mercury wend their planetary ways. Rein it in gay Archer and be as practical as you can. Direct your actions to more mundane activities like tax preparation. Now THAT should set your heart pounding!!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Genius is never recognized in its own time. Pity since you have so much to offer. Chalk it up to jealousy pink Cap and seed your trails as you continue your life journey. You must listen to your own voice no matter what, even if it kvetches.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) There is something about the way you carry yourself that has everyone talking. Okay, maybe it is simply your wardrobe. Are the 1970s back? Aqueerians march a different drummer. Now consider marching with a bit more style and panache.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) Guppies can let their intuition run 'wilde.' But dreaming won't make it happen compadre. Mars says that you need to get off your assets and make a big monetary splash. Get out of the wading pool and dive in the deep end.
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