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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2004-01-28

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Sun moves from conservative Capricorn to altruistic Aqueerius. Our deepest, darkest dreams are reviewed with a clear, cold Aqueerian eye. But be careful of what you wish, kiddo; retro Jupiter is squaring Pluto and hides a molotov in your cocktail. Prepare for a cool tall one with a jolt. Wow!!

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20) Friends become more important with Sun in Aqueerius but don't allow your pushy rambunctious spirit full reign. The Pluto / Jupiter square shoves up-and-coming gay Rams to the bottom rung. Save your antics for when they are better appreciated.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)

Keep your eye on the professional prize with Sun in Aqueerius, queer Bull and don't get distracted by your animal urges. The Pluto/Jupiter square delivers a zip in your doodah that can singe your trousers. And yet I suppose there are worse ways to go ... .

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Sun in Aqueerius throws a tantalizing spotlight on travel. Pack up your troubles and lose them on route to Nirvana, pink Twin. Push ahead on any legal action while planets locate the important habeas in your corpus. Soon you will rest your case.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)

Lovers cook like top chefs as Sun moves into Aqueerius. You two (or more) are cooking with oil. But pink Crabs find themselves in a stewpot at work during the Pluto / Jupiter square. Speak less and do more. Actions speak prouder than words anyway.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Proud Lions have partners eating out of their paw with Sun in Aqueerius. But be prepared for a bite on the thumb instead of a love nip while Jupiter squares Pluto. If you are a good cub your love increases. If you are a roaring grinch prepare to face a lion tamer.

VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) The job has fires to fight with Sun in Aqueerius but you are up to the task. Can the same be said for your homelife? No. As Jupiter squares Pluto, avoid any sudden and drastic moves. Plaid may look good in concept but not necessarily on the wall.

LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Proud Libras are in the center of the action with Sun in Aqueerius. Party on but be prepared to pay the piper if your Outrageous promises exceed your ability to deliver. Jupiter squares Pluto and delivers a karmic payoff. Kiss and tell? Forgetaboutit lover.

SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Gay Scorps love to curl up and enjoy their time at home while the Sun rests in Aqueerius. Will you get the peace you seek with pals hanging around drinking up all your booze? Jupiter squares Pluto and brings greedy hordes to your door. Don't answer the bell.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Now with Sun in Aqueerius your mouth enjoys a field day of radical, explosive commentary. This works well if you're overthrowing a country but not if you're trying to favorably impress the brass. Jupiter square Pluto sez hold that tongue or get a friend to do it.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Queer Caps are usually careful about money but as Sun enters Aqueerius and retro Jupiter squares Pluto a surprising question is posed; is it worth it? What is and is not important to your sense of self? All that glitters is not gold but it can still be worn with black.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) The Sun advances into your own sign and Aqueerians make a favorable first impression. That is good because those who know you well will be put off during the Pluto / Jupiter square. The less one knows about you the more alluring you will be. Sad but true.

PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20)

Intuitive Guppies are in tune with the fates when Sun meditates Aqueerius. Cash in on all 'wilde' crazy ideas as long as they do not involve career or relationships. Jupiter squares Pluto and shuttles your diplomacy to Siberia. How is the weather there pal?

© 2004 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.


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