Mars makes a marvelous aspect to Pluto and well-placed actions create unparalleled, earth-changing results. We deliver the goods in no uncertain terms. Handle all packages with care and don't bend or fold unless requested.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Gay Rams are advised to be unapologetic self promoters when Mars trines Pluto. (As if you needed an excuse....) Your best ideas find their way into cyberspace where you become more than just another piece of spam. Well perhaps.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Queer Bulls are whipped into a sexual frenzy and your potency is at a peak. Make good use of time before it deflates. There is something otherworldly about your choice of lovers. I suppose that is to be expected considering where you troll for dates.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21) Pink Twins get hot and bothered about certain relationships. Some pals mean more to you than you first thought. Don't be surprised if something platonic evolves into something passionate. Choose carefully; certain jewels hold greater luster than others.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Rather than spend your life pushing a pencil in some drab cubicle, Mars and Pluto now formulate a professional coup d'etat with you as heir apparent. Storm the barricades and upset the natural order of things. Then push a pencil in the corner office.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) Travel is exciting and gloriously delicious. So what are you waiting for, proud Lion? It is time for you to get going and seek new exotic stimuli to get those juices flowing once again. Replenish & rejuvenate in any way possible. Maui anyone??
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23) Queer Virgins find all sorts of fascinating activities to pique their interest around the house. But don't pique alone. Plan a gay get together where you show off your culinary talents. When that fails, show off your other admirable talents. Can we think of any?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23) Expect to have a range of fiery conversations with partners. Gay Libras usually strive for diplomacy but now call it as you see it. This strengthens relationships that are on track. Wobbly situations may teeter but it is better than tiptoeing through life.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Apply a little elbow grease on the job and see how profitable it can be. Proud Scorps are often apt to let day-to-day assignments fall fallow while they feast at the political banquet table. Now demonstrate your considerable work skills beyond ass kissing.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22) Pluto and Mars form an artistic alliance and gay Archers can overcome creative blockage. But don't keep all your great ideas to yourself. Pluto in your own sign indicates transformation and new directions. Be sure to share your booty ... I mean bounty.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) Your imagination revs into overtime. Pink Caps come up with some fairly Outrageous ideas. Good! Open your closet and let the wilde spirits run free. Plan a seance, create a myth and become a muse. At very least just be amusing.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Watch what you say during the potent Mars / Pluto trine. Aqueerians often prefer to remain on the fringes of the group where they can be aloof and observe and judge. Now all eyes are upon you. Don't forget to wear clean underwear.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20) The Mars / Pluto trine is a profitable transit for all Guppies who have been
swimming upstream professionally.
You possess more power than you
realize and are able to fry some
corporate sharks and serve them for lunch. Pack the pepto just in case!
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