If you feel like a jolly marauder, blame retrograding Jupiter. This prankster runs amok and morphs any
meek mouse into a roaring jack rabbit. But be careful of becoming road kill, kids. Look around the corner
before you hop to it.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Queer Rams are impatient in the best of times but
now you give new meaning to A.D.D. Detailed assignments and careful manipulation causes a bad case of
butterfingers. Of course that can make you especially popular in certain circles ... .
TAURUS ( APRIL 21
- MAY 21 ) Retro Jupiter provides a veritable putti platter of pleasure. How much can you stuff in your face
without embarrassing seepage, gay Bull? When is enough enough? The next few months measures the
extent of your greed. Let's start worrying now.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) If there are any pink Twins
out there who insist on renovating or moving before the summer, be aware that Jupiter is prepared to take you
over the top in any way possible—cost, design, size. Of course things can never be too big, can they? Of course
not!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs move mountains with words and thoughts.
Unfortunately, they move on your claws. Ouch! Guide ideas through the minefield that Jupiter now creates. With
careful concentration you will be surprised at how eloquent you can be. So will we.
LEO ( JULY 24 -
AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions spend with 'wilde' abandon when Jupiter retrogrades and empties out your bank
account. What fiscal mischief will this jolly orb create? When the dust settles you may find yourself to be the
lucky owner of a gold-plated bedroom set. It could be worse.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) How many
faux pas can you commit? Let's count . ... Thankfully Jupiter is a generally mellow and any gaffe is well taken
and forgiven. Don't push your luck however; know when to make a graceful exit and keep a low profile for the
next few months.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) My advice to all queer Libras is to contain themselves
and refrain from promising more than they can deliver. Retro Jupiter talks a big game but gives more lip than
tongue. Leave them begging for more rather than the other way around.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 )
Proud Scorps have to beat the adoring masses off with a stick. The challenge will be to choose from an array
of varying quality of company. Sure, you can pack the house, but take a good look at the crowd. I had no idea
that leisure suits were still so popular.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Retro Jupiter puts a rocket in
your corporate pocket. And yet there is something amiss. Gay Archers find that the prize is not worth the effort.
You have it pretty cushy now, comrade. Why rock the boat when you'll have clearer sailing in the spring?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Book an exotic trip, travel and expand your horizons in the next few
months. Some of your better ideas find accommodating and friendly soil in faraway fields. Who knows what
magic you can conjure when you are given free reign? Here Prince!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 )
Aqueerians go head over heels and don't know which end is up. Some may get an influx of extra funds but you
will spend it faster than you can grab it. For the rest, it is a time of heightened sexuality where enough is never
enough. Lucky thing.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Partnerships have their ups and downs. Guppies
expect too much, require too much attention or smother. Achieve balance. For those who are casting out a line,
it is a great time to fill your net with interesting catches. How about a large rainbow trout??
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MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise
www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology
For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.
