Prepare for a planetary pile-up this week as the Sun 'conjuncts' explosive Uranus. Our long-term dreams can be thwarted by what we spontaneously say, think, or do. Ready for fireworks in February? Keep on poking those embers, bubbele.
ARIES Gay Rams prefer to go it alone when Sun conjuncts Uranus. Pals become more trouble than they are worth. Take a breather until next week when everybody's nose sniffs up new business and moves out of yours. But for now, keep your knees together.
TAURUS Sun conjunct Uranus creates potholes in your superhighway of success. While the temptation is to act or react, clever queer Bulls will trot along and graze. This corporate situation will soon downsize and you'll be in a good position to capitalize on it.
GEMINI Pink Twins find that their tasty plans don't seem quite so delicious when Sun jabs crusty Uranus. Stop and take a serious look at the blueprints to see if a few of the finer points are missing. Review and replan; next week you will act up with authority.
CANCER All dressed up with no place to go; Pink Crabs yearn to scratch a low-down dirty itch. But where is a suitable scratcher? Wiggle around until next week when your urges can be unleashed in all their hot-and-heavy fury. Temperatures rising ... waters boiling ... .
LEO Partnerships may hit a snag when the Sun shunts Uranus. Keep your sunny side up, proud Lion, as your commitment is tested. Rome wasn't built in a day so don't expect quick fixes. Of course a few quickies here and there may not be a bad idea ... .
VIRGO If you're headed down a primrose path at work the Sun conjunct Uranus has you stepping on a few thorns. Gay Virgins fall into the sub-basement quicker that you can say 'Pass the paperclips.' However, if you're angling for a new job, this could clear the way.
LIBRA Fun has a way of getting out of hand this week so perhaps it's best to stow the stash and settle into a easy chair while this transit howls overhead. Gay Libras play dropsie. You break, you buy cousin. Pack your credit card and your knee pads ... .
SCORPIO Don't rush into anything while the Sun hamstrings Uranus now. Queer Scorps are awash in great decorating ideas but often the best ideas on Monday are no nos by Friday. Crushed velveteen bucket loveseats make a statement, but do you want to be quoted?
SAGITTARIUS Proud Archers may become a little too expressive when the Sun conjuncts Uranus this week, saying things they would normally chew on for a while and swallow. The secret is not to bite off more than you can handle. (Ain't it the truth, kids!)
CAPRICORN A bear has trampled on your carefully constructed financial portfolio. Before you sell short, chalk it up to market fluctuations and bide your time. Pink Goats will be the master of both the bulls and bears by next week. Pack your whips.
AQUARIUS There is considerable commotion occurring in your own sign this week as the Sun and Uranus collide in Aqueerius. Venture Out and create a social stir. You'll have 'em talking for weeks, so give 'em something to talk about. Hold the front page!!
PISCES If you get your wires crossed, blame it on Sun conjunct Uranus. Prophetic Guppies are apt to stash their crystal balls and let others do the divining. Use this transit to explore relaxation techniques like meditation, yoga or even hypnosis? Clear your mind. Huh?
