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Out in the Starz
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2003-02-12

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Dreamweaver Neptune nuzzles Mars and unleashes a rare opportunity for even the most snarly of us to charmingly manipulate others. Use it for karmic gay goodness and not for self-aggrandizement; the planets find a way of popping an overinflated ego like a cork and it won't rain champagne, kid.

ARIES Who knows what life-transforming liaisons are in store for assertive proud Rams now? Join a club, especially one that involves travel. Expand your horizons but don't sheepishly trot with the herd; maintain your voice and become herd leader.

TAURUS Gay Bulls have not been as focused as they should be in their career, allowing lesser mortals to stab 'em in the back whenever they damn pleased. Enough is enough, says Mars. Payback time! Take no prisoners general, unless of course they're fabulous.

GEMINI Relationships define who you are and changes are refreshingly necessary now. So how about a change in venue to something more romantic and exotically netherworldly? Not a second too soon, dear queer Twin; dates at McDonald's are wearing a bit thin.

CANCER Expect a little whipped cream on the job when antic Mars sextiles romantic, but delusional Neptune. A certain co-worker may catch your eye and your fly. But it may be a trip to the water cooler on gossamer wings, pink Crab, so use discretion.

LEO A long-term merger can be acquired when Mars sextiles Neptune. For those gay Lions who already have a better half, use this transit to enroll in an arts class or two to rouse your resident gay muse. Creativity hits a high note even if you can't sing.

VIRGO If you're thinking of working from home consider the naive Mars/Neptune sextile. Pink Virgos could pull it off but would you be happy only having yourself to bitch and moan to? Dream on; when this transit passes, you'll ache for an ear to bend.

LIBRA Gay Libras string a few pearls of wisdom and don't mind tossing 'em at every swine who trots by. Show some restraint youngster; Neptune never knows when enough is enough and you could find yourself in hog heaven, mud wrestling and all. Is that your thing?

SCORPIO Is a certain relative friend or foul? There is nothing as delicious as retribution for an ever hopeful gay Scorp! But consider the karma you would be placing on your doorstep and be forgiving and generous. Payback is a bitch if you're a stingy pink meany now.

SAGITTARIUS Proud Archers can't escape from center stage if they tried so use the beneficent Neptune/ Mars sextile to eloquently manipulate the crowd. As long as you're commanding the troops, become a rainbow flag bearer and march into battle.

CAPRICORN Mars sextile spiritual Neptune has you talking to birds and donating your possessions to charity. Before you fly the coop queer Cap, see if there is another way to achieve sainthood and achieve karmic fulfillment. In the meantime, hold onto your stuff.

AQUARIUS There is enough gay camaraderie to make any personal debut a crowd pleaser when Mars sextiles Neptune. Heed Mother's advice to always wear clean underwear and you'll be prepared for any audience. Did she say anything about crotchless leather panties?

PISCES Expect some ultimately beneficial changes in your career path when assertive Mars sextiles Neptune. The planets are prepared to protect you in case of a shark attack. But don't purposely swallow the bait when you know it's really a hook, Guppie.


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