For those of us who cannot get enough, blame the flame on Venus, Mercury and the Sun which all shift signs and lead us to new, sweet and succulent directions. OK, so maybe they aren't all that succulent, but we can certainly dream!
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ARIES Gay Rams have to beat off all their admirers with a stick now (and some like it that way...). Your presence is demanded at every sizzling hot spot in town but yet you feel unfulfilled. Is that all there is? Yes, yes, yes you lucky, ungrateful thing!
TAURUS Explore your Outer limits, even if it is in inches. Life seems pretty good queer Bull, until compadres get into the act; Mercury and the Sun provide an opening for any mouth with an opinion. Discussion time is over, pal; do what you want to do.
GEMINI While others are content to pick through the remains of their half-bitten valentine's candies, you find new cavities to explore. Pink Twins can't help falling head over heels when Venus and the Sun upends your sex life. Which way is up? Do you care?
CANCER If there is anything to be learned from this post-valentine season, it is that there is nothing as satisying to a gay Crab as a relationship. Will Sun in romantic Pisces provide a bite for you at the office? Pack the calamine lotion.
LEO Learn to share proud Lion, unless you are content to limit your play to just your own furry toy. Spread the wealth as the Sun goads you to share your personal endowment with the world. I see some big assets coming your way. Oh give me the energy!
VIRGO Sun in Pisces makes you more optimistic about even taxing relationships. Mercury energizes your imagination and Venus turns you on to some wilde pastimes. But when do you cut bait gay Virgin? Perhaps when you find yourself pining for late nights at the office.
LIBRA Take any idea to the nth degree when Mercury recharges your imagination and the Sun optimizes your network. So what is on your wish list, gay Libra? Is it bigger than a breadbox and comes in boxers? Take 'em off, lover!
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SCORPIO Sun in Pisces revs your party-hearty engines. But as you dance the night away, there is a nagging thought; wouldn't it be nice to be home snuggled in your bed? Try to accommodate the range of urges. How about partying the night away ... in bed?
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers turn a beady eye to their surroundings. Your rank tank is a bit too much for even you. Never fear, cousin; Sun, Mercury and Venus provide the grease for your grindstone. Turn that hovel into a hot pink palace and hone your entertaining skills.
CAPRICORN The Sun moves into Pisces and makes you gracious and glib. Pink Caps can smoothly capitalize on all their new liaisons. That will get your juices flowing! But be kind to those you bilk, kid; the planets will soon move on and payback will be a bitch.
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AQUARIUS Humanist Aqueerians are now willing to part with precious things for the sake of world karma. Before you toss your pearls before swine, wait until the Sun shines a light into the dark corners. Has sackcloth become a fashion statement? Perhaps not.
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PISCES Sun in your own sign catapults you into the center of the action. But Guppies may feel an urge to conserve their energies for more one-to-ones. Venus makes you more alluring in certain social circles. Let's hope they are not the ones wearing pocket protectors.