Aggressive Mars 'opposes' re-directing Saturn. Mountains emerge from molehills as little actions take on mammoth proportions. Be careful of what you wish, cousin; the speck of dust you blow today becomes a tornado tomorrow.
ARIES Gay Rams receive huge amounts of affirmation from international travel or foreign folks. One inspiration spurs another and you may find your more passionate nature guided to global gay manifestoes which you yourself will type, xerox and distribute.
TAURUS Queer Bulls are not the most passionate of folks, but now the Mars / Saturn opposition turns up the hot tub to full boil. (Do I smell cooked meat?) But this hot sexual spike carries with it a cost-of-living increase. Ah, but what a way to go!
GEMINI Could your dissatisfaction with certain relationships be dissatisfaction with how you are perceived in general? You can run but you can't hide pink Twin. Look in the mirror and ask who is truly the fairest of them all. Then go spike an apple, you wicked thing.
CANCER The harder you work, the more there is to do. Gay Crabs are ready when there's a greater good at the end of the rainbow. Saturn's lesson is to blow your closet door off its hinges. You're beautiful ... except when you wear houndstooth polyester.
LEO The Mars / Saturn opposition indicates that no price is too high to pay for true friendship but you can be cheated if the group of the hour is not playing your tune. I say make your own beautiful music and see who comes to dance, proud Lion.
VIRGO You can run but you cannot hide in your career queer Virgin. Mars and Saturn push you Out ready or not. Good thing too, cousin; you cannot balance home life with professional aspirations. Remove the disguise and stop playing it straight.
LIBRA The urge to express yourself becomes overwhelming. But loose lips sink ships now sailor. Weight your words before you weigh in with an opinion, queer Libra. Saturn's punishments can land you on the front page with an unflattering photo.
SCORPIO Can money buy happiness? Proud Scorps reap a financial windfall if they can keep their attention to the bottom line. Thinking of buying a house together? Put it all on paper now so there are no hard feelings later. (However, some of us like it that way.)
SAGITTARIUS Gay Archers demand a little TLC. Thems who gives, gets, so do something good for yourself that also has a beneficial effect on the relationship. If you're still searching for a dreamboat, make an aggressive first impression. Pack your missile.
CAPRICORN No good gay effort goes unrewarded; expect beneficial impact on the job thanks to the Mars / Saturn opposition. If you feel like a rat on a treadmill, don't despair; the goddesses reward even the mangiest of well-intentioned rats in a big way.
AQUARIUS How many pals can you pack into an already packed schedule? Aqueerians never know when enough is enough and this transit is no exception. Mull it over the next morning as you nurse your hangover and try to figure out where you left your nipple clamp.
PISCES Career thrusts have a beneficial effect at home but they will also force you to face certain chaffing family issues. Obviously things can't be changed overnight, Guppie, but it can't hurt to expose them to the light of day. Look at 'em scurry under the rug!