Aggressive Mars careens into randy Aries while Mercury retrogrades in Capricorn. Can you control your actions? Sulking and petty tantrums take on new dimensions, if you allow. Before you crash into a red zone, use the Mars heat to create a lavender lift. Anything is possible to a willing heart, cousin.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Mars in your own sign makes you more sociable than usual. Gay Rams are raring to get Out and about as the world demands your fabulous presence. But let's see where all this wilde activity takes you as retro Mercury leads you down primrose professional paths. Remember to keep your sunnyside up. Sometimes enthusiasm alone makes a lousy idea seem like a slice of genius.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Independent Mars in Aries goads queer Bulls into acts of courage that require increased risk. Examine every action before you charge ahead cousin, especially as Mercury changes direction. There may be a huge pothole that upends your graceful stride. Big game hunters would love to have a stuffed bull head hanging over their mantel. But let's see who gets stuffed first!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Rampaging Mars in Aries enlivens your social life and sends it into a frenzied overdrive pace. Pink Twins are elected 'Most Likely To Do Anything' thanks to retro Mercury. Why not tempt fate and plan a prideful basheroo with all the holiday trimmings. Your dance card quickly fills to the brim. Dance the nights away and pack cabfare for the morning after.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Did someone light a fire in your career? Thank fiery Mars in ambitious Aries for giving you incredible insights into the motives of others and the opportunity to make things happen. Proud Crabs can use this energy to strengthen their corporate positioning. But avoid letting your emotions carry you away; Retro Mercury has you saying one thing but meaning another.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Planning an especially exotic vacation or launching a great gay global enterprise? Mars in Aries catapults all proud Lions into the Outer limits of their potential. Retro Mercury suggests that you plan your course very carefully as Mars goads you to implement all plans with high energy and intense emotions. The sky is the limit, pardner. Watch out for low ceilings. Ouch!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins are not the most sensual of folks but now, with feisty Mars traversing Aries, your emotional payload hits pay dirt. Sexual relationships become more intense and satisfying so enjoy the planetary spurt if you're in the flow. What you lack in discretion you make up in unbridled energy. Retro Mercury makes you the life of the party. Well at least you think so ... .
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Relationships take center stage when hot Mars enters bold Aries. You want what you want and the harder you push, the harder partners push back. Retro Mercury suggests that you avoid ultimatums. Gay Libras should maintain their cool balance. Use wile and guile rather than bile. With a little sage advice, even Libras can cook. Do I smell something delicious?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps focus on the job when aggressive Mars traipses into Aries. If your workplace environment is not quite right, retro Mercury tells you to make 'improvements'. This is fine as long as you plan a careful course of action rather than rush into battle with your flank exposed. Sometimes exposed flanks are alluring. This time it will be used for BBQ.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers can make a personal statement when feisty Mars inspires Aries. Take the old and dreary and make it new and refreshing again. New approaches devised from creative thinking can have great long-term impact so put your mind to work. You may be tempted to take a risk on a game of chance but retro Mercury won't increase your luck, only your risk.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps turn most of their energies to home- or family-oriented activities this week as Mars pushes into Aries and Mercury retrogrades in their own sign. It's time to take inventory and get rid of the dreary or depressing. Redecorate and spruce up your space, entertain a few close pals or clear up any familial cloud. A new broom sweeps clean, sweetheart, so start swinging.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) It's not what you say but how you say it when Mars marches into Aries. Aqueerians are naturally eloquent. Now, feisty Mars helps you score points in any argument. Make the moment count. Get the proud word Out even if you have to rampage a few political china shops to make the point. And rampage you will; retro Mercury ruffles the feathers of a few hidden turkeys.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Watch your wallet; you're a sucker for a sob story when feisty Mars enters rash Aries and Mercury retrogrades. Guppies can't spend it fast enough with friends encouragement. Remember that money rarely buys happiness. Cheap thrills and sorted romps perhaps but not happiness. Wise Fish pace themselves and their bank accounts for when the real thing comes along.© 2003 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes. Madam is the author of 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' from Simon & Schuster.
