Let's lock the door on 2003 and cross the threshold into 2004. Whew! Our new year is full of surprises as Uranus, Jupiter and Pluto all snuggle in mutable signs. Don't rest on your laurels! Stand up and be counted! Will you be number one or number two?ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Focus on your mental and spiritual health as Uranus, Pluto and Jupiter orbit mutable signs. Life may drive you to distraction so Find any excuse to relax and recharge to find your point of balance. But watch where you point that thing, buster.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21) Friends are a grand source of surprises throughout 2004. Queer Bulls become the one to know and gain entry to all hot spots. Intimate relationships can tip you horns over hooves and transform you for better or worse. How bad can that be, loverbull?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
2004 is the year to hoist your flag on the corporate masthead. But there will be more to life than your career, pink Twin. Pluto and Jupiter demand that you respect to partners and family. It is lonely at the top without someone on the bottom to prop you up.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23) Undercurrents have a way of channeling your small craft in the right direction throughout 2004. Gay Crabs go far on their expansive ideas and hard work. Where will life lead you? It depends on where you want to go ... .
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23) 2004 is the year to explore the Outer limits of your sexuality. Anything and anyone can happen! Proud Lions may wind up tossing out long held tenets. There are experimental cubs who take things to extremes. Nipple clamps anyone?
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23)
Queer Virgins either find exciting elements to a particular partnership or decide to drop it and run amok through a barrage of lovers. Uranus, Pluto and Jupiter have you weighing and balancing the you, me and we. Will you fall head over heels? We hope!
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23)
Explosive surprises kaboom in the most mundane areas of your life through 2004 as Uranus teaches you to be open to change. Let's unleash your sordid secrets. Is it true what they say about you, gay Libra? Anything would be an improvement.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22) Proud Scorps burn their candle at both ends in 2004 thanks to sparky Uranus. You are the party epicenter but have a tendency to go overboard. By the time 2004 limps to an end, you may be a shell of a scorpion. Avoid nutcrackers, unless that is your thing.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22)
Uranus riles you in 2004 to implement change before the ropes of obligation strangle you. Even now you tire of the routine in your career and yearn for a new look and proud new you. Ready or not, change is afoot. Get ready to gallop or at least trot.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20) 2004 is a time to unfurl banners, release manifestoes and storm barricades for reform. Your communication is empowering; Jupiter broadcasts it globally and Pluto reveals buried opportunities. Can you find the gem in the trash? Some Caps are into trash.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19) Uranus upends finances in 2004. Aqueerians splurge on expensive, delicate trifles but your heart becomes a bull in a china shop when you rampage through fragile intimacies. Keep an eye on the bottom line and see that the price matches the quality.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MARCH 20)
Uranus moves into your own sign and puts pizazz in anything you do. So just do it, Guppie! Hard work pays off, but you also need nerve and pluck. Don't let others grab the credit and the glory. Stop being a pin cushion for every backstabber in 2004.
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