Mercury and the Sun trot into rowdy Aries and herald in a rambunctious spring. Don't hide in your shell comrades; let loose and dance naked in the sun. For those of us who didn't tone and buff enough this winter, dance loosely.
ARIES Gay Rambos are blessed with good insights and they deliver it with personality plus. Set your sights on new opportunities and go get 'em, buster. Before you know it, the planets move on and you will be just another schlub with a vacant grin.
TAURUS What will you divine when Sun and Mercury coast into Aries? Queer Bulls angle for a meaningful and personally transforming angle and seem to possess a third eye to help steer them on the right path. Rub a crystal ball to expand your possibilities.
GEMINI If you find that your personal stock hits an all-time high, don't sell yourself short. Fill your dance card to the margins, expand your social circle to a globe and see how far your good looks and charm carry you. Let's hope they carry you to Maui ... first class.
CANCER Sun and Mercury in rowdy Aries focus a magnificent spotlight on career efforts. Claim your corner office, pink Crab; payback is here and it is sweet. Share your rewards and maintain your humility. They say it is lonely at the top. Or is it lonely as the top...?
LEO Curiosity killed the cat but not the proud Lion! Make your mark on the world and discover new people and places. If money is tight, satisfy your wanderlust with the internet and some tasty foreign fare closer to home. But if you have the dough, go go go!
VIRGO Sizzle with the Sun and Mercury in Aries sensation and start frying with oil. Do I smell someone burning?? And yet there will be some contrarian pink Virgos who will try to rein in their wilde desires. Only rein them in with leather straps and a zippered mask!
LIBRA Gay Libras maintain poise and aplomb while connecting on a more intimate level with their significant other. Put on your rosy Sun glasses, gaze into the abyss and see a bubble bath. Single Scales who ache for a large package should now weigh in.
SCORPIO Sun and Mercury in Aries has you overthrowing the capitalist system and taking your demands to the street. Toss off your shackles, gay Scorp. Shed your skin and emerge wet and refreshed to tackle new tasks. Get me a cup of coffee, will ya?
SAGITTARIUS Playful pink Archers are energized and full of fun and spit. There seems to be a party every hour. Eat drink and be merry, compadre, for tomorrow you will have to diet and take afternoon naps to conserve your energy. How very sad.
CAPRICORN Queer Caps expand and enhance their realm. As long as you are feeling benevolent, open a new line of communication with a certain relative. You may find a point or two of light. If not, don't curse the dark; flip a switch and go your own way.
AQUARIUS If you have something to say, say it loud and queer when Sun and Mercury cascade into no-nonsense Aries. Bleed your screed on the front pages or phone a legislator and get your vote in. Mow a few mountains down to molehills. Steamroller anyone?
PISCES Money seems to effortlessly roll in and Guppies want to go and splurge on some long-awaited treat. But an even better use of this transit is to use it to plan for future retirement. Sooner rather than later! Take charge, and I don't mean credit card, pal.