Cuddly Venus 'squares' hard-hearted Saturn, leading us into delicious temptation and rapping our knuckles with a ruler afterwards. This sado-masochistic tango may do the trick for some of us, but for the rest here's a piece of advice: choose your desserts wisely.
ARIES Let actions speak louder and prouder than words. Do good gay deeds behind the scene and don't jump to take credit. With Saturn, anything you say could be held against you. There are better things than words to be held against you, gay Ram.
TAURUS Friendships may require more attention than usual, queer Bull. It may be that your current social circles do not mesh with your values and personal aspirations. If that is so, Saturn recommends that you either change your tune or your randy band.
GEMINI Pink Twins go their merry way in their career, oblivious to the lurking hungry pinstripped sharks. Lunch is served when stern Saturn squares guileless Venus. Sometimes we need a dose of reality to get us back on the right track, stronger than ever.
CANCER The more you learn, the less you feel you know. Drink from the well of knowledge even if it makes you intellectually tipsy, queer Crab. How else will you achieve affirmation and a strong sense of self? Just remember not to drink and drive.
LEO Just when you thought it was safe to jump in that hormonal hot tub, Venus square Saturn throws in ice cubes. Proud Lions need to balance the yin and yang. You'll entice a few hot prospects into the water and use body warmth to keep the tub raging hot.
VIRGO Queer Virgins are betwixt when sweet Venus collides meanie Saturn. Which needs your attention more—business or personal relationships? Pay attention to the small details and don't trade love for money (unless of course you're into that kind of thing).
LIBRA Even energetic gay Libras feel a little weary when lovely Venus squares diabolical Saturn. But Saturn is simply handing you a roadmap so you can find the shortest route. The secret is to plan an escapade with someone verrrry energetic.
SCORPIO Romantic Venus knows no limits and parties with reckless abandon while Saturn hands you ear plugs, a house robe and fuzzy slippers. It is advisable for proud Scorps to cool their ardor and allow saner minds to prevail. That is, until next week!
SAGITTARIUS Proud Archers may be trying to balance partnerships with family expectations—now to no avail. If they are unwilling to accept you for who you are, Saturn gives you the green light to do what is necessary to attain happiness. Heck, make it a lavender light.
CAPRICORN If work becomes more of a burden than usual, blame it on compliant Venus square implacable Saturn. Who wants to work when the inner artist cries for attention? Pink Caps must speak up if they want time to emote and create. What's your motivation?
AQUARIUS Aqueerians should get the party bill in advance or at least count the empty bottles at the end of the evening. At any rate, you may find that fun costs much more than anticipated. Oh what the heck; keep partying until you get it right!
PISCES Mystical Venus squares uncompromising Saturn and motivates all Guppies to heed the motto: 'To thine own self be true and others will simply have to adjust.' Solid Saturn puts you in the driver's seat. Rev up your engine and clear a path for yourself.
