Expect a spark of pride as surprising Uranus bumps feisty Mars and tickles serious Saturn. Great ideas or feats cannot be reined in (unless that's your thing...). Choose your best-laid plans wisely; Don't be left standing at the launch pad while everyone else is soaring up and Out.
ARIES Rainbow Rams feel invincible and why not? Uranus and Mars unearth hidden enemies and personal demons so taskmaster Saturn can crush them like ants. Clean out your closet. It is never too late for spring cleaning. Scratch that itch in your own skin.
TAURUS Queer Bulls don't know what hit them as they move to the front of the pride parade and receive red carpet treatment everywhere they go. Why ask why? Enjoy the fuss while you can; next week you are back to competing for attention with the rest of the B-list.
GEMINI Expect the unexpected in your career this week, pink Twin; the office is packed with both chutes and ladders thanks to Mars, Uranus and Saturn. Take the right step and you glide into the glitter. Take the wrong step and you slide into the litter.
CANCER Travel is in the stars if you carefully plan your itinerary and gird for the unexpected. Your Outreach expands exponentially and suddenly you are finger food for the paparazzi. Will we see you in the Style section or in the National Enquirer? We will see ... .
LEO Proud Lions cannot be caged in when sexy Mars and unstoppable Uranus tickles Saturn. It will help if you wear something wilde, wooly and crotchless. How magnetic is your personality, comrade? Depends if you are scoping the north or south pole.
VIRGO Queer Virgins recharge a moribund relationship thanks to Uranus which puts zip in your dooda. But if you are eager to break free of an unsatisfying situation, Saturn brings pals near and dear to your door. It's entirely your decision, fickle thing.
LIBRA Gay Libras work very hard and should expect results. Whether this means taking on a big job assignment, ratcheting up the levels on your exercise machine or pushing the envelop on a pet professional project, it's up to you. Just keep pushing, pal.
SCORPIO Single pink Scorps are surrounded by festive company. The chance of finding the perfect partner (or even a passable one) is good. Keep your attention focused and breath fresh. Married? Paint the world pink with your mate. Things will turn hot pink...
SAGITTARIUS Onerous tasks don't seem so horrible. Accomplish the impossible now, gay Archer. Show the skeptics how you can be a home entertainer extraordinaire; invite a special someone over for a great gay evening and wear only a cocktail napkin. Ahem.
CAPRICORN Your communications unleash a wave of good times so choose your words wisely and party hearty. But as you dance all night at some cheap cafe, Saturn whispers that there is more to life than being a gay gadfly. Unzip your charm for the right zapper.
AQUARIUS Aqueerians learn the value and power of a dollar. The urge is to apply it liberally as a balm on any sore spot. But the secret to contentment is to decide what you truly value beyond the buck and incorporate it into your life. OK, gold shoelaces are good too.
PISCES You display a supernova talent so catapult into center stage and spread your influence now, now now! The temptation is to expect home delivery for all your diva desires but resist it. Guppies should vie for American Idol and not American idle!
