Sun in intense Scorpio encourages us to create new approaches to everyday issues. We find ourselves brooding over the details and carefully crafting a line of attack. Don't be haunted by feelings of guilt. By next week we enjoy the treat of tricks... or something like that.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Turn up the heat on your sexual soup to a steamy boil. What proud Ram can resist? In the course of the week you find clues about yourself and what makes you tick. So after you tire of looking deeply into someone else, gain a few personal insights.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) You can strut and fret your hour upon the stage queer Bull, but it's a bore doing it without an audience. Expect an enthusiastic crowd of one to applaud your scenes now. Forge a commitment. Don't award winners say, 'I owe it all to my partner?'
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins accomplish a great deal of work in a short amount of time. Even more important are the beneficial effects of a revamped diet or exercise regime. Get those potentially beautiful buns to a trainer. Remember it's always G-string season!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs know how to make merry, but don't waste valuable creativity on silly nonsense, tempting as it may be. Rev up your artistic gay muse and create something beautiful, wonderful and inspired. Okay, it can also be the numero uno party of the year.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions can explore their genealogical roots and branches. While you're at it, give your relatives insight into the true lavender you. And there may be some kissing cousins in the background. Is that a spindly twig or a strong new branch?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins have great oratory prowess and unleash an eloquence that fuels their great ideas. Say what you feel from the heart. Your manifestoes could gain traction. Not a moment too soon. Watch your toes as the steamroller gets into motion. Ouch!
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Review the bottom line and plan a cogent fiscal and retirement strategy. Gay Libras now know what will and will not work for them financially. The real secret to success is to not become too greedy and reckless. And yet, is it possible to be too greedy... ? Never!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps can meet scads of new people as well as set their personal agenda for the next few months. Mount your marketing campaign and take it on the road. While you're at it, be the diva of the day and fully enjoy your birthday celebration. Let 'em eat cake?
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are able to sense friend from foe and overcome hidden obstacles that shadowy enemies try to place in your path. A bright light shines in the hidden corners of your life. Breathe free, cousin and empty out that rancid closet of yours. Have a tag sale.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps feel their oats in any social endeavor ( and with any luck, you'll feel someone elses too... ) . Launch a gay get-together. But don't become too selfish. It isn't a case of 'What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine'. Steal the best and leave the rest.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Although Aqueerians are usually content to play second fiddle rather than first string, you are now encouraged to get much more involved. However you take control, I know that you will be a benevolent impresario when you get on top... Very impressive!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies get itchy fins with Sun in Scorpio. Open yourself up to new and exotic stimuli to gain a new perspective on life. Have you considered going back to school and learning a thing or three? Maybe just take a photography class and see what develops.
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