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Out in the Stars
by Charlene Lichtenstein
2005-10-12

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Life picks up speed to a feverish, manic pace. Feisty Mars retrogrades and makes any reaction nuclear. Don't even try to get things under control. No matter how hard you try to rein things in, you wind up hogtied and branded. Do I smell BBQ?

ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Gay Rams have the acquisition itch. More is not enough and what you already have in hand looks a bit mangy. Of course that is not the reality but it is what you feel. Go with the economic flow and try to bank your stash before you waste it on pure ego.

TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Even reticent queer Bulls seem to have a rocket launcher on their backs. But before you whirl and splat into the nearest wall, see what you really want out of every encounter. Sometimes demure and quiet gets all the rapt attention. And then again... .

GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Don't jump to conclusions and over-react to imagined slights. While I don't expect you to roll over and be a doormat ( unless that is your thing and then who am I to judge? ) , not everyone is out to get you right now... except a certain you-know-who.

CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs are apt to over-schedule their social calendar. Be a bit choosy with your time and don't overextend. Enjoy every moment and shine. Too, too soon you go back to being on the B-list. But study harder and maybe you'll wind up with a B+.

LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Retro Mars enables you to make an indelible mark on the corporate hierarchy. Don't do anything that will create a smudge, rip, splat or smear. Check for just the right opportunity. Proud Lions want attention NOW! Oh, be careful of what you wish, honey!

VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins have itchy feet but find that retro Mars zigs when you need to zag. No sooner do you set out on a certain course than you are pushed in the opposite direction. Keep an eye on your luggage and pack a map... or perhaps that gorgeous guide?

LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Your lust is launched on a collision course. Before you beach like a whale, see if your own actions led you astray. Proud Libras may temporarily misplace their innate charm. That is fine as long as you don't completely lose it.

SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Why is it that in your greatest moment of need, partners refuse to compromise? Retro Mars turns the heat on in any relationship where you want what you want when and where you want it. Well you can't always get what you want, gay Scorp. 'Nuf said.

SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Proud Archers may find themselves fomenting a revolution at work. They may even begin to think that they are losing ground while lesser mortals gain the higher ground. Retro Mars runs out of patience and wants change now! Hey, who am I to judge?

CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Fun has a way of getting totally out of control with retro Mars. This will be a arty, farty, party week to remember, even if it is recalled some time later with a need for quiet, an ice pack and an aspirin. Ah, but what a way to go, pink Cap!

AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians demand immediate action. Could it involve relatives who have been getting under your skin? Perhaps. Could it entail an entire change of domestic scenery? Quite likely. Will you decorate, renovate or detonate? Kaboom, kiddo.

PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Most people think of you as quiet, restrained and engagingly diplomatic. Oh, do you have them fooled! Guppies must call it as they see it. Things bubble and gush out to the surface. Try to think first before you bleat. Oh, what the heck. Make a mess.

( c ) 2005 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only.

Cruise www.TheStarryEye.com for prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Lichtenstein's highly acclaimed book 'HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians' is celebrating its 5th birthday and 4th printing this year! Buy it and get the scoop on each sign.


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