Jupiter and Pluto channel happy sparks through the cosmos. Powerful opportunities like this don't come around that often. A pox on those who sit by and passively watch all the action! Quit yer griping, get off yer duff and make your happiness happen! 'Nuff said.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams juice their relationships with a change of venue. If you are on the hoof, try looking for your little dogie off the beaten track or in uniquely different places. You may discover a very exciting new breed with a bag of tricks. Pack the treats!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) A drone in the next cubicle emerges from their cocoon as a real beauty. A furtive romance is in the making. But weigh and measure the impact of a love affair on the job, queer Bull. A fresh muffin today looks pretty stale next week. Then what?
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Around the clock partying leads to some interesting and lucky 'collaborations'. Pink Twins transform or detonate current relationships. Good. Things may have gotten routine and boring. You prefer hot nights and cold beer. Get singed... and very wet.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Gay Crabs corral Jupiter and Pluto to handle all the unpleasant work projects around the house. The results will give you the encouragement ( and oomph ) to tackle even more irksome domestic problems. Gee, who can that be?!
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Have a great idea? Don't spend this time squeaking to yourself. Of course there are those lazy proud Lions who roar their grandest speeches in the safety net of the usual crowd. Give yourself a wider berth and a large microphone.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins tend to count pennies and save for a rainy day. Now you cannot help but splurge. There are items that you crave that transform your home. Go for it! Too, too soon you go back to clipping coupons and seeking the early bird special.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Who is that supernova? It's little old you, gay Libra! Rouse yourself from your stupor, get out of your rut and expand your realm into new powerful circles. Influential people take notice. Put long dormant projects into action before they lose interest.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Lucky breaks seem to materialize out of nowhere. Hidden enemies are vanquished but not before you reassess how you are doing business. There is mucho money to be made here and proud Scorps are ready to do so. Some things never change... .
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Friends have a powerful influence over you. They spur you into action. Gay Archers touch the outer limits of possibilities if you can and take some sage advice from those who care about you. So do your own thing... with a randy band of pals.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Jupiter and Pluto conspire to make your corporate ascent rocket propelled. It is accomplished through gut instinct, a few lucky breaks and a cadre of plotting star makers. The corporate superhighway makes a space for you in the fast lane. Avoid the tolls.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Compadres mix a potent cocktail of travel, mischief and adventure. Shake briskly, add a cherry, plot your great escape and put the sin back in synergy. If money and time are tight, gather kindred souls and make do with take-out and cheap foreign plonk.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) The question is, 'How much are you willing to give up to advance professionally?' Guppies can be tempted to make a dramatic, horizontal career move. While there may be a nice payoff do you really want to be known as bought goods?
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