Love is sweeping the nation. Okay, maybe just into the corners of our own hearts. But as Venus advances into intense and passionate Scorpio, you can bet that this new broom sweeps clean. That is unless of course you prefer to be a little dirty... .
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams are sexy, sultry, energetic and ready for ha cha cha. How will you choose from all your many admirers? Don't worry about phony hearts. You are in it for the chase and if one target misfires you easily redirect your ardor and try, try again.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Venus in Scorpio enlivens relationships. Queer Bulls have new vigor in their trot, much to the pleasure of their partners. And if you are on the hoof, this is a great time to run wilde. Will you be captured, hogtied and branded? Oh don't you wish!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins can tackle even the most onerous project with some great results. Put in the effort now. Of course, if you can cajole others to actually do the work for you while you splash around at the water cooler and push your pencil, even better!
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Suddenly gay Crabs are filled with great ideas, exquisite poetry and oily masterpieces. Follow your gay muse. You are tempted to waste this artistic genius on silly pastimes, short romances and cheap tawdry times. Oh, how to choose? How to choose?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) There is something about your home that is cozy and comfortable now. You become a happy but furry couch potato. Proud Lions can enliven their surroundings with fresh decorations or a few very fresh guests. And they will spoil you rotten.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Queer Virgins charm anyone this week. And you can break hearts along the way. You may think that it is payback time for all of your unrequited yearnings but use this gift judiciously. There is karmic payback for those who use without recycling.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Careful planning pays off. Gay Libras not only improve their fiscal outlook, they can also enjoy their gotten gains to the fullest. The secret is to find a well endowed benefactor who can teach you a few new tricks. No names please.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Bottle and sell your oozy charisma before you slip on it. You attract a bevy of admirers and are the center of attention. Spread your influence in new social circles. Meet and greet but be discreet. Next week there may be too many exes and not enough whys.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers divine the most divine things and become a sought after seer to many disciples. Weave your dreamy charms while you can. Too soon the foggy magic lifts and there you are naked to the world, warts, farts and all. Will you catch a draft? Achoo!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Enjoy a plethora of pleasant pastimes, courtesy of a posse of pals. Don't sit at home and wait for the pride parade to march to you. Get Out there and become involved in new groups and organizations. Provide the party favors and play, play, play.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are savvy corporate players now. Put your rising stock into the career market and be aggressive in how you invest your professional assets. Coup d'etat? If you become a dictator don't expect anyone to take dictation.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Curiosity might have killed the cat but it will provide Guppies with endless and remarkable out-of-this-world adventures now. Venture forth. Who knows who is waiting for you in some far corner of the world? Let's hope that it is not some square... .
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