Our flight of summer fancy comes for a landing while the Sun sits in practical Virgo. Lazy summer days enjoying the down time are put aside. Hey, but this is not a bad thing. Sometimes consolidation and structure offers their own rewards. Err, what might that be... ?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Like it or not, expect to be very productive around the office. Proud Rams prefer to loll around the water cooler but fate has other plans for you. You accomplish more than you thought possible. Or maybe just take credit for someone else's work.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Fun will come with its own set of life lessons with Sun in Virgo. Queer Bulls now search for greater meaning. Remember - Application with greater perspiration will ultimately lead to inspiration. Or something like that.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins look at their abodes and see the need for some form of improvement - a good cleaning, a renovation, a complete change of scene? Create your own personal pink palace complete with champagne moat. Let a few cherries drop in.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Allow Sun in Virgo to help you collect your thoughts, solidify your actions, think practically and put your best ideas into the fore. So don't sit back and be a wallflower, bubbele. It is time to turn on your oily charm and grease the wheels of your success.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions love to splurge but often your depth of splurge is too low for a safe dive. It is time to take the plunge. Financial patience has paid off. Share your largesse with close compadres. It is difficult to fully enjoy your wealth by yourself. Or is it... ?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) You now have many opportunities to prove yourself with the A-list crowd. But is that enough? Heck no! Queer Virgins can launch into any orbit, so don't cool your jets at just any old airspace. Choose the right planet for you and be a shooting star.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Unburden yourself from any excess baggage and release the restraints of your straight jacket. Doesn't that feel better? Now follow your dreams gay Libra and go with your intuition. You divine the most divine things including a certain crystal ball.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Compadres manage to entice you into all sorts of wilde mischief. Good thing too, proud Scorp. Life was becoming too predictable. Don't get bogged down in convention. There is earthy energy weaving through your social life. So get down and dirty!
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) You thought that nothing you did moved your corp-o-meter. All that hard work and politicking amounted to virtually nothing. Not true. Senior staff takes notice. Plot your revenge this week and make them bring you your coffee. One lump or two?
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Goats simply cannot sit at home and wait for all the action to come to them. Venture forth and meet it head on. Try anything that expands your horizons. The more the merrier! Use this time to get Out from under... unless you prefer it that way.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Don't be surprised if you are treated as a sex object. Lucky thing. You possess allure, sizzle and spark. Hot Aqueerians become the toast of the town and score a few points ... among other things. Hey but watch where you point that thing buster!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies yearn for closer connections and can now find the perfect mate. Current relationships are strengthened and new relationships forged. Remain practical and seek balance. You are more disciplined in your search. Hey, whatever turns you on!
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