If you are running on all four engines, coast a bit this week. Energetic Mars trines retro Pluto. Seemingly inconsequential actions can take us further than we ever thought possible... in an entirely different direction! But don't panic. Enjoy the ride and choose a scenic route.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Proud Rams are magnetic as adoring crowds gravitate into your orbit. Don't be content to rotate in the same circles though. Your persona shines globally. Who is waiting for you who has a few tricks up their sleeves? Expect to get shocked... or buzzed.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Suddenly everything that has been hidden is revealed... along with a few things that you would prefer to keep under wraps. Nothing should be hidden. Use the time to cash in on your considerable animal magnetism and let it all hang Out, queer Bull!
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins are veritable social bees. Friends fly to your hive. You are the mover and shaker of any group. Cause a few earthquakes that change the landscape. Revealed are a few gems ready to be mined ... errr or something like that.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Conceptually you know where you want to be professionally. In practice however, gay Crabs are apt to overdo it. Pluto wastes energy with unbridled efforts. Don't get caught up in the swirl of the nitty gritty. Relax and enjoy daydreaming of glory a little longer.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Mars trines Pluto and pushes a small effort into a grand scale. Will you be able to control your own press? There you are at every party, A-list event and hot-to-trot spot. Proud Lions run the risk of being horribly overexposed... uh, if you call that a risk.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Domestic affairs keep you busy but this is not the time for major renovations or redecorations. It is a time for... ahem... intimate projects. Queer Virgins will enjoy puttering around with a bit of company. Should we dust you for fingerprints?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) You charmer, you! Single gay Libras not only manage to wend their way into any one-on-one liaison, they also can get their point across. This may be the week that you finally get what you wish. Oh, be careful of what you wish!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Proud Scorps think nothing of jumping into any detailed task head first. But look before you leap. You risk losing momentum on projects that look simple but require long term application. Climb every mountain but be sure to pack a good lunch.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Gay Archers are poised for a week full of fun and 'gaymes'. Opportunities abound to paint the town hot pink with your pride parade. First impressions are memorable. ( Perhaps too memorable right now. ) How much is too too much? Hey who cares??
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Improve your surroundings to expand your social circle into a sphere. Also be prepared to empty and dump the contents of your closet. Mars and Pluto won't tolerate any secrets, especially around relatives. Be an open book. Paperback or hard cover?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Be outspoken and take command of the group dynamic. You manage to impress the masses and compel compadres to do your bidding. But is it all for altruistic motives or are you motivated by petty selfish motives? Come clean, Aqueerius. Rubadub.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) This is the time to survey the field, wait and re-evaluate. Guppies overreact when they really should relax and let things roll off their backs. There will be plenty of time to capitalize on your smarts later this summer. So for now, ride the waves.
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