Venus and Mars make their move this week. Venus deposits its love in Virgo while randy Mars stokes Taurus. All this earthy energy makes our wilde little world more buttoned up, which is not a bad thing. As long as we are out and about, let's do it with impact as well as style.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Money talks this week and casts you as the well-endowed benefactor. Proud Rams find themselves scoping the water cooler for a new up and comer. Be careful of lust on the job! It will be difficult to avoid the aftershocks after the earth moves for you.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Your creative expression hits a peak. Get out there and collaborate, especially with this connective oomph. Romance is possible for queer Bulls still on the hoof. Roam the prairies in search of top sirloin. It is a meat market out there. Pack the hot sauce.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Even a meager home redecoration or improvement makes a great difference in how you feel about yourself and your surroundings. But pink Twins require not only beauty but also utility. That means that the wagon wheel side table has to go.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Charm oozes from every pore. Don't hide in your shell, gay Crab. Come out and show 'em what pride is all about! You are poised for greatness among mere mortals. Attract the cream of the crop as well as a few bottoms of the barrel. How to choose?
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Money and power collide. Proud Lions carefully count their pennies while they push their corporate position. You can find yourself taking greater risks now to enjoy much greater-than-expected rewards later. How hot do you like it, pal?
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Your confidence, grace and charisma are on the upswing. Queer Virgins know exactly the right things to say at the exact right time. Spread your influence on an international level. How far can you go? How far do you want to go?
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Secret admirers make their presence known and your innate intuition finds unnoticed gifts. Gay Libras are objects of desire. Don't spend all your karmic fortune on lusty endeavors. What about community service and charity? Yeah, so what about it?
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Friendships can lead to much, much more. Goody. But will proud Scorps be able to choose from the delectable array of possibilities? All sorts of acquaintances flock to your shore and you will have to decide which one does the trick for you.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) The key to the corporate kingdom is yours for the taking. Gay Archers who fantasize straddling the top of the corporate heap can hitch their saddle now. Make your best moves while the pinstripped sharks are vacationing. Paint the office lavender.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Venus and Mars conjure up fabulous getaways with fabulous folks. Pink Caps are ready for adventure in out of the way places. If you are on a tight budget, scratch your itchy feet close to home with a balm of buddies mixed with exotic strangers.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are ablaze with passion. What can you do with all this bottled up spritzer? Plan to make your home the focal point of exciting A-list soirees throughout the summer. Pop your cork at home with a crate of fine stemware.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Relationships blossom as the connection reaches new intimate levels. Plug in and set the world aglow. It is also a great time to seek, meet and greet. You know just what to say to get what you want. The question is - Do you know what you want? Uhhh....
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