Sexy Venus enters caring Cancer and warms the cockles of our hearts. We suddenly feel as if the world needs our help as we take on all comers with one hand. Become ambidextrous and gather up a bevy of warm memories.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Build bridges with family members as mellow tones ring in even the nastiest situations. Be yourself, proud Ram, and don't take 'no' for an answer. Enhance your home by redecorating. Say a definite 'yes!' to tossing out that beer barrel side table.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls are tempted to blurt out the most inappropriate ( yet heartfelt ) things. Thankfully even your foulest comments become delicious bon mots most of the time. Have you thought of politics? Fuggedaboutit compadre; you're just too honest.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins recognize the value of a dollar and how difficult it is to accumulate. This is the time to push your monetary cause one step further. You are tempted to purchase an antique or decorative object now but may splurge on that gem by the bar.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Get Out and meet and greet, gay Crab. Interviews go well and you seem to know what you are talking about. Set the agenda. Begin new projects, try new things and create a new image. Who knows? For the first time you may even get a good haircut.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions easily overcome the dastardly evil plans of hidden enemies. There is a healing taking place. Intuition is on target so do good things for deserving people and build up the good gay karma. You get more than you give and you like that!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Rather than coolly fade into the background queer Virgins emerge, bold and beautiful, into the forefront. Plot a pink revolution. If you choose, bring warring factions to the peace table. If not, create a new paradigm and enjoy it with a select few.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Proud Libras make inroads in treacherous shark waters with their charm and charisma. You can even overcome entrenched workplace enemies if you can manage to spin a little sugar into the honest truth. Or you can hit them when they are not looking.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Think of a great global gay project and become a pioneer. You have the tender touch and make a warm compelling impression on those who you do not know well and who may differ. Say the word and I will nominate you for diplomat to the United Nations.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) What is it that makes all gay Archers so loveable and attractive? You become the epitome of sexy and have a choice of an array of admirers. This magic will dissipate and before you know it you go from twinkie to day old bread. At least you'll have your dough... .
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) One-on-ones go smoothly if you remember all those little things that make your significant other significantly happy. If you are in the market, you may just find your treasure among the trash. ( Of course, you may prefer trash... ) but you have to seek to find.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) The job is less dreary and onerous. If that doesn't get your juices going try a brisk workout that increases the chance of summer fun. Exercise now and enjoy your heated times later. Imagine them watching you walk the gang plank when you look so ship shape!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Take advantage of your luck and pluck. Expand your outlook and tap into anything that tickles your gay muse. Or plan a fabulous party. Just make sure that you don't waste this energy on any of the seven deadly sins... except perhaps lust and gluttony.
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