Delve into knuckle crunching, practical analysis with Mercury in Taurus and don't waste time blowing air on lofty philosophies. A new broom, wielded briskly, will now sweep clean. Oh goody.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) What is your net worth? How will you control the flow when your dough is squandered on wanton pals and wasteful partners? You can blow your wad on frivolous ventures and be led astray. Thank your lucky stars... and save something for a rainy day!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Gay Bulls can take advantage of fortuitous first meetings. Take a courageous leap and capitalize on it. But do it for personal rather than professional reasons. There are career landmines that need to be cleared before you bulldoze through with your tank.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) While a little introspection is good for the soul, don't waste time contemplating your navel. Put your creativity to work by volunteering. It will be fun and have a karmic payoff. Get Out there, bubbele; Who knows whose navel you'll soon be contemplating?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) Pink Crabs become social directors, planning events that become the talk of the town. You manage to add a dollop of magic to every encounter. The action centers in your own backyard. How much action can you get? Loads if you are lucky.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) If professional goals prove elusive try a different approach. Senior staff meetings serve as opportunities for the advancement that you richly deserve. A word of advice: Keep your thoughts focused. You may scatter ( and weaken ) your best ideas.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Mercury in Taurus makes it possible to plan a fabulous adventure. It is so easy to procrastinate and chain yourself to your desk. In fact you have the time and the money to make your dreams come true. Don't sit home and scratch your head over it.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Forge deeper personal attachments and learn what makes you tick. Jupiter and Neptune bring you luck and romance, albeit one that is transitory and illusionary. Who cares? If sex is part of the equation, multiply it rather than divide it. You are a prime number.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Consider the state of your relationships. Things become earthy and sensual so enjoy the moment and madness. For gay Scorps still on the prowl, expect a bit of serendipity and unexplainable coincidences. Don't ask why. Ask who, how and when.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Toss out any delusions about what you can and cannot accomplish. As with the job, health issues can also be addressed now. Reduce stress by hanging around pals and letting off steam. If that doesn't work try a steam room with a bunch of strangers.
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Pink Caps experience a burst of creativity and seek wildly crazy extremes for their good times. Will you spread your out-of-control behavior throughout the office? The jovial inner voice prods you on. Will it also hogtie and brand you?
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are tempted to cocoon, hang around the house and attend to all those loose end projects that never seem to get done. Good. Now add a few far-flung friends as well as a few well-flung strangers. Just don't fling it too far.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Let your thoughts roam wilde; You never know where they can lead you! In fact, trying a more creative and offbeat approach to seemingly intractable issues may convince even ardent skeptics to your way of thinking. Oh, do you have them fooled, Guppie!
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