There is magic in the air while Sun, Uranus and Neptune troika through the heavens. Prepare for a cool sip of serendipity delivered with a jolt of caffeine. Capitalize on every creamy dream and whip it up into a frenzy. Hey, is that a cherry on top?
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) There are some friends who love to waste your time but why should you care? Life needs its pleasant, nonsensical diversions. They provide intangible happiness. This is your reason for living now, gay Ram. So live a little and stop counting the change!
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls feel pressure to succeed at all costs. Why is it that things get in the way? As you hope to make up for lost time, there is slow traffic in the fast lane. Planets happily spread tacks on your professional path. Don't get frustrated. Enjoy the down time.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Pink Twins think that they can escape emergencies at work by travelling, but ha! There is no hiding. However, you may find that you have inspiring solutions to intractable old problems. Then again, maybe you are just inspiring yourself.
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) If you are tempted to take a platonic relationship to the next steamy level, hold off and cool down. Acting out on your sexy impulses work well on those who you know less well. And it is easier to avoid them when the bloom is off your rose-colored glasses.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions want their recognition ... right now! But you do better to blend into the background and wait. There are those who are more concerned with their self interests than with your self actualization. Forgive and forget. Well, at least forgive.
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) Sun, Neptune and Uranus pour on the work, create domestic discord and tempt you with possible escapades. Relationships vie for attention with bosses. You can run but you can't hide. Face the music and dance - as long as you don't lambada. It is forbidden.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Intensity increases in your everyday life. Try not to overdo especially with exercise. On the other hand, creative and fun activities take on a 'wilde' life of their own and leave you feeling dissipated and spent by the end of the week. Lucky thing.
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Your home may not be the most relaxing place to be. There is a tussle brewing. Relatives vie for your attention and partners may have to intervene or referee. Everybody wants a piece of you, proud Scorp. What piece will you give? How about your mind.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) This can be a very productive time where you can scratch your way up to the next level. Yet you may be sidetracked with a variety of less important things. Will you be tempted? Try to stick to your game and keep your eye on the ball. No names please...
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) If you put your money where your mouth is, expect to swallow it. Pink Caps are known for being frugal ( okay, cheap ) and this may be a wasteful time. When it is over you may be left with a handful of dust, a hangover and treadmarks. What memories!
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) Aqueerians are sure to surpass their usual unusualness now. If you are interviewing for a big job or angling for important long term growth, wait until next week if possible. Hang around the tried and true crowd. They love you warts, farts and all.
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Your intuition is running on overdrive. You may surprise yourself with your great insights, Guppie. Don't waste time second guessing and procrastinating. Overachieve on your karma now. Put all your best intentions to good works. It pays off in June.
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